bacon

The best stuff on earth
It can cure cancer

that pig has some serious dick

by Hasbro Jones May 21, 2004

bacon

- unwanted email that is not quite spam
- email you signed up for but don't really want
- email you want to receive but don't want in your inbox

When signing up for a free account on that web site they send you an activation email along with seven other "welcome" messages. Those seven messages are bacon.

by David Marcucci August 30, 2007

bacon strips

In certain circumstances the labia minora will be stretched and hangy, sometimes due to very frequent vaginal sex, big fatty dicks, or simply just a gift from above. They can greatly resemble two droopy bacons.

#1 ay mami, i leek her bacon strips en dey teis laik swet en seefoo.

#2 holy shit dude, you'de never believe what happened last night! my girlfriend and i were trying to spice things up in the bedroom so we got her grandmother's sewing kit and sewed up her bacon strips, making for a nice squirt fest.

by Mark Anthony Hinton April 19, 2006

bacon

possibly the most overrated food on this planet

it's bacon, calm the fuck down

by hiphophead293847 November 25, 2009

bacon hairs

Dumbasses that are extremely common in a game known as roblox.
extremely unfunny or overrated.
they are either a 2 year old toddler or a retarded tiktoker that makes unfunny jokes.
very difficult to find a bacon hair that has common sense.

These bacon hairs are fucking annoying.
I wanna squish every single bacon hairs face

by Peoplehater1234 April 22, 2022

bacon

A Police Officer who is giving you a hard time, or being a "dick".

That bacon was all over my ass, i didnt do shit.

by The Los October 7, 2004

Panda Bacon

A chinese baby's saggy balls sack.

Ethel: How was that Panda Bacon Last night?
Tyrone: Nice and saggy

by PubeLuver14 July 4, 2009