Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack

The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.

Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.

by meatbaggie November 9, 2019

keep the barrel side out

To play down an argument in your in-group in favour of focusing on dealing with an out-group

“Let’s keep the barrel side out , fight the enemy; not each other.”

by IUseThe725 November 13, 2020

the shit barrel zec

some stupid retard that talks too much in the scrimzox server

hey the shit barrel zec is right there hes fucking annoying

by the shit barrel zec February 10, 2021

darryl and the barrels

a awesome band with gabby , cady , rylie ,kaitlyn and sexy lead singer , darryl😉

ms. molitor -“ wow darryl and the barrels are so good they get my pe class Pumpin!”

by darrylandthebarrels November 30, 2021

american double barrel piledriver

When a man shoves two or more shotguns up a womans pussy.

Steve! I gave my girlfriend the american double barrel piledriver last night!

by sussyamogusballsjkurgay February 1, 2022

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022