Did you see that Bar Moth sitting on the bar stool, who vomited on the floor, then went back to drinking like if nothing happened!?
by Bar expert 101 November 24, 2017
Get the bar mothmug. Party Bar- combination of elements from dance clubs & bars to create a place everyone can go to & equally hate because the establishment is niether.
From nightclubs- "Party Bars" use a large dance floor, DJs (or cover band) playing recognizable dance hits and quick serve bottle beer & mixed drinks.
From bars- "Party Bars" are open for happy hour & appetizers, have tables & chairs, beer tubs, numerous big TVs and little dress code
The addition of the outside "Party Patio" or "Party Deck" is needed because the air conditioning never keeps up with the crowd.
This is the natural home of bachelorette parties and "woo girls"
From nightclubs- "Party Bars" use a large dance floor, DJs (or cover band) playing recognizable dance hits and quick serve bottle beer & mixed drinks.
From bars- "Party Bars" are open for happy hour & appetizers, have tables & chairs, beer tubs, numerous big TVs and little dress code
The addition of the outside "Party Patio" or "Party Deck" is needed because the air conditioning never keeps up with the crowd.
This is the natural home of bachelorette parties and "woo girls"
Some of us want to dance & some want to watch sports and we all want to hook-up so lets go to a "Party Bar".
by WookieeStL May 17, 2011
Get the Party Barmug. by Mark McKay August 18, 2005
Get the mars barmug. by SNAVETREBOR November 2, 2011
Get the snickers barmug. A tool used by 'railroad engineers' (now archaic on modern locomotives and loading docks)
1) A Johnson Bar, aka "J"-bar, is a lever-dolly; (a wheeled prybar having an extended handle and a deep reverse-beveled nose-iron), which is used to jockey heavy apparatus into position.
2) A hand lever with several distinct positions and a positive clutch to hold the lever in the selected position. The positive clutch is typically activated with a spring-loaded squeeze handle on the lever so that only one hand is needed to release the clutch, move the lever, then reengage the clutch.
3) Sometimes used in a sexual context since a 'j bar' looks like...you know.
4) If used would be considered an archaic term except you can still purchase them in tool catalogs.
1) A Johnson Bar, aka "J"-bar, is a lever-dolly; (a wheeled prybar having an extended handle and a deep reverse-beveled nose-iron), which is used to jockey heavy apparatus into position.
2) A hand lever with several distinct positions and a positive clutch to hold the lever in the selected position. The positive clutch is typically activated with a spring-loaded squeeze handle on the lever so that only one hand is needed to release the clutch, move the lever, then reengage the clutch.
3) Sometimes used in a sexual context since a 'j bar' looks like...you know.
4) If used would be considered an archaic term except you can still purchase them in tool catalogs.
girl: Geez you really know what to do with that 'johnson bar'.
guy: It's is really hard when you have a name like 'Willie', 'John', 'Crapper', or 'Quisling'. Everyone makes a big joke out of it. Kind of like being a 'Li' from China or 'Smith' from the US. However, Archimedes said, "Give me a big enough lever, and I will move the world."
The US census says that the 20 most common names are: Smith 1.01%, Johnson 0.81%, Williams 0.70%, Jones 0.62%, Brown 0.62%, Davis 0.48%, Miller 0.42%, Wilson 0.34%, Moore 0.31%, 0. Taylor 0.31%, Anderson 0.31%, Thomas 0.31%, Jackson 0.31%, White 0.28%, Harris 0.28, Martin 0.27%, Thompson 0.27%, Garcia 0.25%, Martinez 0.23%, Robinson 0.23%, Clark 0.23%, Rodriguez 0.23%, Lewis 0.23%, Lee 0.22%, Walker 0.22% Hall 0.20%, Allen 0.20%, Young 0.19%, Hernandez 0.19%, and King 0.19%
girl: Damn, I know what you mean my name is Taylor Willamina Martinez-Johnson.
guy: It's is really hard when you have a name like 'Willie', 'John', 'Crapper', or 'Quisling'. Everyone makes a big joke out of it. Kind of like being a 'Li' from China or 'Smith' from the US. However, Archimedes said, "Give me a big enough lever, and I will move the world."
The US census says that the 20 most common names are: Smith 1.01%, Johnson 0.81%, Williams 0.70%, Jones 0.62%, Brown 0.62%, Davis 0.48%, Miller 0.42%, Wilson 0.34%, Moore 0.31%, 0. Taylor 0.31%, Anderson 0.31%, Thomas 0.31%, Jackson 0.31%, White 0.28%, Harris 0.28, Martin 0.27%, Thompson 0.27%, Garcia 0.25%, Martinez 0.23%, Robinson 0.23%, Clark 0.23%, Rodriguez 0.23%, Lewis 0.23%, Lee 0.22%, Walker 0.22% Hall 0.20%, Allen 0.20%, Young 0.19%, Hernandez 0.19%, and King 0.19%
girl: Damn, I know what you mean my name is Taylor Willamina Martinez-Johnson.
by thepiffler October 27, 2008
Get the johnson barmug. For the more adventuresome couple who might like to bang outside, the girl holds onto the monkey bars on a childrens playground and the man holds her legs and gives it to her.
by Señor Tomas October 25, 2010
Get the The Monkey Barmug. by mike mcnutt May 17, 2007
Get the z barsmug.