A political scandal, not necessarily involving spy balloons, that has, or is perceived to have, serious national security 🤔 and foreign affairs implications for the United States.
Aye caramba. Balloon-gate is coming.
by Sexydimma February 19, 2023
Get the Balloon-gate mug.A principle suggesting that when confronted with a problem or mystery, the most convoluted, outlandish, or improbable explanation is often the one people are most likely to believe — especially if it inflates their sense of drama, suspicion, or personal importance.
Forget the simple answer — remember Occam’s Balloon: if there’s a secret cabal of lizard people behind it, someone out there believes it.
by Halak Qz April 1, 2025
Get the Occam’s Balloon mug.The act of loudly protesting or rebelling against perceived injustice in a way that’s performative, ineffectual, or symbolic at best — like punching a balloon: dramatic, but ultimately harmless and without impact.
He posts angry rants on TikTok every day thinking he’s starting a revolution. Classic rage against the balloon.
It's all rage against the balloon until someone actually organizes and votes.
It's all rage against the balloon until someone actually organizes and votes.
by Halak Qz April 1, 2025
Get the Rage against the balloon mug.A sexual act when a female injects helium into her vagina and the male sucks it out and sings Alvin and the chipmunks Christmas songs to her
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Get the Balloon Baby mug.To let out a lot of gas with a fart, relieving pressure in your gut or also to fart, making a noise similar to a rapidly deflating balloon.
Ah man I just love when I deflate the balloon, it always feels so good to deflate a bit.
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I just heard someone deflating the balloon, I don't want to go near them.
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I just heard someone deflating the balloon, I don't want to go near them.
by theStarOfFaith May 27, 2024
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