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Sticky Balloon

The act of shooting a copious amount of cum into a condom, and proceeding to slap your partner across the face with the swollen rubber, causing it to pop all over their face.
After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend, she wouldn't shutup about Jersey Shore, so i gave her a sticky balloon to make her shut her mouth.
by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011
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moon balloon

moon balloon a word which can be used in many terms.. such as "check out those moon balloons" "lets get moon ballooned, and go moon ballooning" "that shit is moon balloon yo" "bro you look pretty moon ballooned" "moon balloon, the moon balloon, while moon ballooning moon balloons" etc...
by marmotman420 August 22, 2011
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Awkward balloons

This is when a person brings balloons for their freinds birthday to school, and other people start to telling them ”happy birthdayjust because they are carrying balloons.
Patrick: happy birthday!
Wutaw: its not my birthday, these are for my friend.
(awkward pause)
Patrick: oh sorry I didn't know you were carrying awkward balloons.
by Yoo657 December 26, 2011
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julian bailon

Autistic ass who can't break 8 in the mile. People usually call him SmallCockJulianB. Is gay asf and nigga can't even count to ten ah ah ah.
Person1: are u autistic
Person 2: no, but Julian Bailon is, he can't even break 8 in the mile!
by BigD78 November 19, 2017
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Hot air balloon

When you perform anal sex and your partner farts into your foreskin, inflating it with hot gas.
Person 1:I was banging my girlfriend's ass when she farted and gave me a hot air balloon. It was a real boner killer.

Person 2: That's why I never do anal.
by Don't _Ask October 8, 2013
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Blowing up the Balloon

When someone buzzes on a brass mouthpiece in someone's asshole.
Dude! Some of those brass players are into some weird stuff, sometimes they'll even enjoy blowing up the balloon!
by Horn-player April 27, 2017
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Balloonadoo

Im not quite sure wat i means, but it definately a word....i think.
Someone: you are a balloonadoo
otherguy: What's that mean?
someone: I don't know, you just ARE one.
otherguy: OH NO!!

*otherguy runs off crying*
by Vinegrad smel February 11, 2004
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