When a parent does literally ANYTHING to distract their kid long enough to get something done. EXAMPLE: Making fart noise with mouth so your child will allow you to put clean clothes on them.
by Super Dad Zach March 1, 2013
Get the Distract Attackmug. (n) A term used to describe a sudden act of masturbation, usually for men but some women do enjoy to pull it off.
by ohhhyeah. October 27, 2010
Get the Shwhack Attackmug. Barraging someones Facebook wall with meaningless posts or comments so that the next time they log in they will have dozens of notifications. This can be very useful in annoying someone, but it takes a lot of time so you should get a life instead.
I have 167 notifications because of Jeremy's notification attack. Doesn't he have anything better to do?
by boyboyboyboyboy December 28, 2011
Get the notification attackmug. An improved variant of "Icing" that involves a shot of everyone's favorite whiskey, Cutty Sark, rather than Smirnoff Ice. Detailed rules can be found at www.sark-attack.com.
by Wookie Huntr February 27, 2013
Get the Sark Attackmug. by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 31, 2021
Get the Attack on Titanmug. When you feel gaseous onboard a boat from eating too many shrimp cocktails, then blast a nasty one that knocks you overboard and gives you a heart attack.Your flailing about then attracts a shark which leads to you shitting your trousers. A fourfold terror to behold.
"Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn't any propeller! It wasn't any coral reef! And it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shart attack!" - Matt the Hooper
by FeloniousMonksGuy July 11, 2010
Get the shart attackmug. by Adam Thomas July 18, 2004
Get the Shaq Attackmug.