1. To scoot ones ass across a surface.
2. The action of a dog scooting its derrier across the floor, potentially leaving a foul smell and sometimes a trace of god only knows.
3. A device used to clean your big Aunt Pearl.
4. An excessively hairy ass that could be re-named Bob Marley
2. The action of a dog scooting its derrier across the floor, potentially leaving a foul smell and sometimes a trace of god only knows.
3. A device used to clean your big Aunt Pearl.
4. An excessively hairy ass that could be re-named Bob Marley
1,2. That dog just ass-mopped my carpet!
3. Go and ass-mop your Aunt Pearl, Jimmy!
4. SUSIE: "So how was last night with that frat hottie?"
DAISY SUE: "Well, I woke up, turned my head and saw the biggest ass-mop of my life!"
SUSIE: "You shoulda busted out those scissors Daisy Sue!"
by TWOW January 21, 2009
by Rocko R March 14, 2009
A common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly moist, sweaty, and stinky from one or all of the following:
- sweating on a hot day
- not bathing enough
- long day of work, sports, play
- incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness
The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.
- sweating on a hot day
- not bathing enough
- long day of work, sports, play
- incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness
The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.
Example:
After a long day of moving furniture. "I need to go home and take a shower before I get swamp ass."
After a long day of moving furniture. "I need to go home and take a shower before I get swamp ass."
by Ragdolly July 15, 2005
1)
"Get the fuck out of the bathroom, I gotta lay some ass cable...NOW!"
2)
"What a rude bastard. I don't enjoy looking at ass cable when I go to take a piss. Next time, fuckhead, flush the toilet."
"Get the fuck out of the bathroom, I gotta lay some ass cable...NOW!"
2)
"What a rude bastard. I don't enjoy looking at ass cable when I go to take a piss. Next time, fuckhead, flush the toilet."
by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009
The numbing horrible pain you get in your lower back and ass that comes from sitting in a chair to long at a movie theater.
by Melrose Frankie May 22, 2014
A woman's gluteus maximus that is mainly constructed of cellulite. Due to the lack of muscle the ass is covered in dimples, loose spots, and has an appearance that resembles the moon: a cratered surface.
"Yo I heard you got with Sarah, how was that fat ass of hers?"
"Shit was nasty dude! Bitch's ass was filled with dimples and it was loose as fuck!"
"Damn, really! I never thought Sarah would have moon ass!"
"Shit was nasty dude! Bitch's ass was filled with dimples and it was loose as fuck!"
"Damn, really! I never thought Sarah would have moon ass!"
by Spenceykins January 19, 2014
by Mr. Grey Crow March 09, 2017