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Apple Hoe

by LivingForLove November 8, 2015
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Apple Dildo

by MA MA Beer December 13, 2016
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Apple mank

Apple mank is the core of an apple that has juice on it and it becomes apple mank if you threaten a person with it
I don’t want your apple mank!
by Shmancy pidgeon January 21, 2023
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Subway apple

A "subway apple" is an apple that had no blemishes and was of nice shape and color. These apples could be sold at higher prices to more affluent people in the city or to train commuters, hence the name.
"Walter threw the ugly apples into the bin for applesauce and took the subway apples to the station to sell."
by Appleseed12 January 1, 2017
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Apple device

An overpriced scam that doesn't come with a charger

A device such as an iPhone with 3 cameras, because they expect you to be filming Marvel movies.

A device which has a battery that last for 0.69 milliseconds.
That guy has an Apple device because he's trying to flex.
by totally not a mod April 23, 2021
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Mickey Apple

The act of tying one's genitalia into a pretzel knot, in such a way that it resembles the famous Disney character.
I couldn't get it up last night so my girlfriend gave my limp noodle a Mickey Apple.
by gallopinggertie December 4, 2010
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Red apples

Emski: So even though A did not show any red flags you still broke up with him?
Elski: Yes, I always though of all my exes as red apples.
by The unicorn and the caterpilla February 20, 2023
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