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an arm, a leg and a vagina

It's very expensive!
a. Nice watch, you must have spent a fortune!

b. Yeah it better be nice it costs an arm, a leg and a vagina !
by Cont78 December 19, 2010
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That's Like Giving A Monkey An AK-47

Used for exclaiming that a situation is absurd because it involves someone gaining power that they don't know how to handle and will fuck things up usually in a comical or really fucked up way. Originated from when i (Funzzzies DasFez) saw the monkey that gets an ak47 video where some Africans give a monkey an AK and they get wrecked.
Hilary Clinton might be president. THATS LIKE GIVING A FUCKING MONKEY AN AK47.
Alright boys steve is gonna babysit for you tonight(steve is a pot-smoking fuck up). The fuck mom thats like giving a monkey an ak47.

Little brother gets a car before you. THATS LIKE GIVING A MONKEY AN AK47!
Drillbit Taylor movie villain the bully is 18 therefore has a house to himself without parent supervision, imagine T-dog saying that's like giving a fucking monkey an ak47 in response to that. that is how you use it.

Definition: That's like giving a monkey an AK-47 Basically used whenever someone very under qualified or unable gains power and you disagree and exclaim that that is like giving a damn monkey an ak-47 which is an automatic rifle.
by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 12, 2017
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Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

A facetious event used to express the ludicrousness of a previously suggested event.
EX1:
Jake: Hey Rob, let's beat Contra!
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

EX2:
Rob: Wow, I can't believe how much snow we got!
Jake: Want to go for a run?
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?
by The AWPerator April 22, 2011
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A.S.A

awkward sexual advances

usually made by a horny boy to a girl that is semi interested
Girl: me and tom were having a great date untill he tried to finger me in the movie theatre

Friend: haha..that was a total A.S.A!!!!!!
by koolcid July 24, 2009
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Sneaky Little Brown Noser With a Hidden Agenda

A killer line from The Lizzie McGuire movie said by Ungermeyer the beast principal who has a thing for sammies.

Sneaky suck up beyotch.
Ungermeyer: "David Gordon. I think thats Italian for sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda."

A: Heather is such a damn suck up.

B: She's a sneaky little brown nose with a hidden agenda.
by This Feels Right February 9, 2010
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tight as a fishes arse

tight as a fishes arse. Somebody who is really tight stingy and with there money.
tight as a fishes arse is When fishes poo there shit is thing and long. lol
by http://www.poks.org June 4, 2007
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About a week ago

you did something a week ago but you don't remember it and its a slang word the odd people don't get.
about a week ago
me: " I got my hair done"
you:" When:
me: "About a week ago!"
by Diamondbear13 November 4, 2014
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