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hitler slap

A man with a short mustache that when a woman is asleep, pulls out his wiener and repeatedly slaps her face until he is fully pleased. Then attempts to kill ones self.
Wow! I cant believe Andrew would try to hitler slap his own mother!
by NiggaQuotesNigga April 17, 2015
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Bollock Slap

When you get out the bath and your nads are dangling and dripping wet, then you thrust back and forth and the bollocks slap on the anus and tummy.
Standing naked, legs slightly apart, balls dangling and thrusting. Bollocks slap against the tummy and the arse simutaneously. Bollock Slap.
by RhysMac March 11, 2012
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Slapping the Kitten

"He spent too much time in the woods so she's been slapping the kitten twice a day."
by Banker girl October 7, 2011
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Meaty Slap

The phrase used to describe a really loud satisfying slap when a slap connects well.
Last night, things were getting hot between Jeff and Gary, Jeff's extremely large hand slapped Gary's ass with a connection so good it produced a meaty noise. It was a meaty slap that turned Gary on.
by Sanchezinator July 25, 2016
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Superman Slap

Verb:The act of climbing on the top part of a couch, standing up on the top, then jumping down off the couch using the falling force to increase the pain of you slapping someone.

*Note the couch in the act can and should be dragged around constantly in order to always be ready to Superman Slap someone within a few seconds.
Guy 1:"You should call your stepfather the N word."

Guy 2: "What?! Are you crazy, why would I ever do that?"

Guy 1: "Do it, you would get respect from him."

Guy 2: "He would get up on the couch and Superman Slap me if I ever did that, and if I was still breathing after, then I would gain respect from him"
by Sovietnickie October 2, 2012
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slap snakes

When two dudes get together for sexual activity.

Man-meat mashing.
Hey, Mike, want to slap snakes.
by William F July 11, 2016
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slap the chimney

verb:

to achieve the level of intoxication closest to passing out without actually doing so. Speech is slurred and often nonsensical, and motor functions are extremely impaired. If those in question acted responsibly and with dignity, they didn't slap the chimney.
I just finished my last exam lets go buy beers, im going to slap the chimney tonight
by RumpledForeskin May 27, 2015
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