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i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again

A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.
Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.
by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021
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Spicy Richard

Dip your dick in Tajin and give her the ole reach around
I gave her the spicy richard last night, why does it hurt?
by Broke.Rich November 11, 2022
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Richard Rider

The host of Going Deeper with Richard Rider
“I don’t get why Guys are so afraid to meet their girlfriends father. I met my girlfriends father, he put his hand out, so I gave a firm grasp and good shake. After that I shook his hand. This was Going Deeper with Richard Rider”
by IamBW March 25, 2023
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Richard From Alaska

An easy intro phrase used by younger individuals wanting to attract older partners for one night stands while signaling an obvious desire to maintain anonymity. It works well due to its borderline childish humor, mixed with a reference to a state where anything is possible. When used by men it is frequently followed up with the phrase:

"But you can call me Dick."

There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.
Young Man: "Well hey there hot stuff."

Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"

Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."
by Lake Partiers May 4, 2021
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Richard Black

You are a man of mystique, but I am close to solving your mystery. You are kind with a streak of bad. A dreamer. A lover. A genuine friend to a few lucky souls. You have an intellect with a magnitude you haven't yet fully discovered, but I have. A calm that tempers my worst fears, and a quiet storm that may quench only a few. But behind that storm rages a force that I have been waiting for all my life. One day you will find this and be blown away, as I have been all these years. Richard Black, this is your definition.
Richard Black is a man of mystery, intellect, and quiet storm.
by NautiNat February 6, 2021
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Richard

A lil dumb nigga that has a small brain like an ant and fucking sucks at being smart and went out with a monkey named G****
Me: Richard what’s your highest grade

Richard: 100
Me: STOP THE CAP
by STUPID DUMB NIGGA May 28, 2020
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