Sharks and Penguins

Pageant organization with no toxic members.

Sharks and Penguins is a standard.

by Watashiwaaaa October 31, 2021

club penguin

It's a game that shut down since April 1, 2017. In the game, you can chat with friends. It's published by disney interactive & developed by lance priebe, aka rocket snail games. many of the flash assets can still be found on various websites, such as web.archive.org & icer.ink .

Jim wants to play Club Penguin with his evil twin.
Jim: wanna play club penguin with me??
Jim's Evil Brother Clone: YESS THIS IS AWESOM? PANGUON???

by JadenTheMoose June 8, 2021

Alabama Penguin Slider

When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.

"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"

by r3dm4n May 23, 2024

Penguin Out of Mexico

To leave Mexico walking bow-legged or waddling—like a penguin—due to an excessive amount of vacation sex. Typically used to describe a wild girls’ trip aftermath involving margaritas, mystery men, and questionable decision-making on foreign sand.

Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”

Jessica got plowed so hard in Cabo by a surf instructor named Mateo. She waddled like a penguin out of Mexico.

by markmessina June 30, 2025

Penguin friend

A rare breed of people who wear red coats and carry penguins as their "members card". They generally worship the cock as their leader/owner but still go back to peck (like a penguin) at their mothers vaginald on most Sunday's as a tradition. They blend into civilisation and look normal to the untrained eye.

Can you see that person over there with the red coat sucking him off? Must be a "penguin friend".

by Cabbage on ferrit March 24, 2011

Princess Prudence Of The Penguins

The most peng person in the world.
Own penguins princess of them.
Is like Jesus for penguins.

Michool: i hate grackel
Tyler: Dont you mean princess prudence of the penguins

by Semggsiest mf alive April 18, 2021

Hungry Penguin

Act when a woman is at the bottom of a slide with her legs spread. The man then slides head first down the slide with his tongue out so it can enter her vagina.

They tried the Hungry Penguin yesterday at the park.

by Brancher June 13, 2023