Date with Jerome

When you do a shit so long, wide and hard that your arsehole feel raw afterwards, just like a black guy had rammed his girthy black cock up it

“Hey bro, are you ok? You look kinda uncomfortable”
“I’m fine, I just had a date with Jerome”

by DeHydratePC April 11, 2019

Thirst Date

Meeting somebody up for the first time on a date, typically from an online dating profile, with the intention of hooking up later.

“I went on a date with this guy from Hinge. We were at the bar for just an hour before we went back to his place to have sex. Definitely a Thirst Date!”

“I’m grabbing drinks with this girl from Tinder later. She told me her roommate is out of town and we can go back to her place later. Kinda sounds like a Thirst Date!”

by Trevor Davidson October 15, 2019

friendship dating

When a group of friends date each other's friends after they break up.

Tom and Breanne are dating and have friends, Paul and Stacy, who are also dating. Tom and Breanne break up as do Paul and Stacy. Paul dates Breanne and Tom dates Stacy.

This is friendship dating, it can go on for many months. It can also occur in very large groups of friends.

by Northwestern_Dicks December 17, 2014

workday date

When you and your loved one skip out on work early to do something really cool....

Me and Ma'boo made a workday date to see a rehearsal of the Dance Theatre of Harlem.

by ZeAnonymousWordMaker May 4, 2016

stunt date

a platonic friend, or a friend of a friend, who accompanies you to a party, function or event in the place of a boyfriend/girlfriend or real date.

Sue: "So who are you taking to the work Christmas party?"
Jane: "Heather offered to let me have her brother as a stunt date"

by NautiGirl February 12, 2008

Date Night

A night at your neighbors house that involves Domino’s, deer jerkey and hurt feelings. All with the husbands showing extreme sportsmanship while demonstrating pure domination in the world of 42

Hey Jeremy! Wanna get the wives together for a date night so we can continue our win streak?!

by The actual JJ March 4, 2022

dumpster date

A secret rendezvous for anal sex behind a dumpster, typically occurring between two homosexual males, often homeless.

I caught Pedro and Rufus having a dumpster date behind my shop last night!

Paul sure looks like he was on the receiving end of a wild dumpster date this morning

Joe has really gone down hill, he only goes for dumpster dates these days

by Your Rotten Attorney February 14, 2019