by DiscordZit December 27, 2024
Get the Jesse mug.bob- ‘ur kinda… jess…😍😍😍’
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bob- ‘uh amy girl sorry nah I’ve been accidentally leading u on mami’
sandra- sings fight song and starts howling like a wolf
Amy- blasts stay shrimpy
sandra- queefs
Amy- hooks up w him
sandra- ‘bob not u getting w my bsf i thought we had something together’
bob- ‘uh amy girl sorry nah I’ve been accidentally leading u on mami’
sandra- sings fight song and starts howling like a wolf
Amy- blasts stay shrimpy
sandra- queefs
by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the jess mug.a mysterious figure on twitter that seems to be everywhere. like, you think you're just scrolling and before you know it you've followed her. don't worry, needn't stress, with over 17k followers you're probably low on his hitlist.
some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.
some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.
twitter user 1: "wait, who is jess mellohibench?"
twitter user 2: "someone you follow."
twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"
twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."
twitter user 1: "thanks?"
twitter user 2: "someone you follow."
twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"
twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."
twitter user 1: "thanks?"
by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022
Get the jess mellohibench mug.Jesse is an interesting guy. He loves Indian food and anime. He means well, but panics easily. He is very talented but does not apply his talents so he relies on others (family, or friends). When the going gets tough Jesse makes excuses and finds another way. He prefers sensation to reality. eg.. his love love for gaming. Jesse is boisterous and loud. Jesse drives a giant Suv around the city to show off. Jesse only dates Instagram girls.
by Jeffrey Dame April 16, 2020
Get the Jesse mug.The type of guy you would fall in love with. He is an old soul with old morals, old music and style. He is full of love and life, he will make your heart fill and happy. He is everything, everything. He is beautiful in every way, you are lucky to know a Jesse. He is full of love and around love, he values his family but mainly god. He only gets close to a few people, but you are lucky if you are one of them. He understands you and listens to you, and will remember the small details, the unappreciated ones. He is unusual and there’s no one like him, his differences make him immaculate. He is mature and very head strong, determination is a key factor in his life. He is what music sounds like, a beautiful song. Jesse is love.
Jesse is the best person in your life
by ssssserpentine November 22, 2021
Get the Jesse mug.Jesse l is the nicest guy you’ll meet he’s sweet you probably have a crush on him and u won’t even know it if u ever meet him go tell him u love him he may like other girls but do it you never know. Jesse is really smart and u always look up on him he also is rlly good at playing instruments he’s super cute and friendly and easy to talk to. Jesse l is says the cutest things so cute u want to scream and do a little dance. But Jesse l might like someone else and every time he mentions them u fee like ur hearts breaking but u act like your proud for him and the next act like u feel happy. If u never texted him do it bc he might end up being one of the most funnest people to talk to and if he likes someone tell him u like him and don’t just be in the shadow and regretting it he may even like ur best friend and u feel good for her but in the same time even how hard u fight it u might feel sarrow.
by Onceopon akinght May 31, 2018
Get the Jesse mug.Jess. She has so many friends but I bet they are fake. I don’t want to tell her but I’ve heard her friends talk shit about her hundreds of times. She gossips about everyone. But she is so secret and not many people know her. She does not stick with a best friend and completely cut me out of her life. She ditched me and my other friend and decided to go with a different group of friends instead of me. I get how I’m not as popular as you want me to be but I’m not perfect. Neither are you. Jess has changed, she used to be so kind and loving but then she turned into someone she hated.
by Lila147 November 22, 2021
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