Google Reflex

The tendency to, when opening a web browser, automatically open Google.com out of habit

Girl:"Dude, check out my new website!"
Guy: "I'd love to"
Girl: "Uh, why'd you just open Google?"

Guy: "Sorry, Google Reflex"

by Montana Ranch Geek August 10, 2009

google hangouts

random "chat room" where little kids think it is the OG.

"GUYS GUYS GET ON GOOGLE HANGOUTS I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!" -Timmy (Age 9)

by Dank.. May 19, 2016

Google Pause

The (often awkward) break in an online conversation that occurs after someone references and/or asks something which you have no idea about. The break lasts as long as it takes you to google search the aforementioned 'something' and (usually) click on the wikipedia article for it and skim-read the first paragraph or so. After the break, you proceed to pretend there was no break in the conversation, and you attempt to pass your newfound knowledge off as something you've known for ages.

Person A: Hey man, don't you love the song shutterbug?
Person B: (Bullshitting) Yeah man totally!
Person A: Who's it by again?
-Google Pause-
Person B: Uhhhhh Big Boi obviously! How could you not know that.....

by OarNahom March 03, 2011

Drunken Googling

Usually means looking up (and/or trying to contact) exes using Google after drinking droogling, but in the broader sense, is any online activity taken on after drinking.

Man, my ol' lady is going to kill me. I downloaded all this porn after a night of drunken googling.

by Planet-38 May 03, 2009

Google addict

A person who is addicted to all of Google's products and services. They also have a knack for finding anything on the Internet using google.

"I wish there was someone to help me cure my Google addiction..."
-Addict

"I have diagnosed you with Google Addiction Syndrome (GSD). There is nothing you can take that will help cure it. Figure it out."
-Doctor diagnosis

"No there must be something. -That can't be right..."
-Addict

"Sorry about that. There isn't. You'll just have to live with the consequences."

-Doctor

by Moviemaker2029 September 05, 2013

Google twin

The person that you find when you search for your own full name on Google.

Bob: I just Googled my name and found out that there is another person with MY name stealing MY limelight.

Joe: What you gonna do about your Google twin?.

Bob: I'm gonna h4x0r teh site

Joe: Ok then...

by ThePrimeMinister March 21, 2007

google symptom

Got a headache? Google says you gonna die soon. thats what a google symptom is.

Guy 1: Bro i sneeze.
Guy 2: *calls googles
google: yeah you dead fam

google symptom

by llamakinng December 07, 2018