Your Mom Goes To Collage

An insult towards you and your mom pretty much saying your stupid and so is your mom and you have here genes...
>>Man your dumb!
--Well at least my mom doesnt go to collage
>>I think its your female parental unit attends a post-secondary institution
by Brandon H May 24, 2005
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What's under your mom's bed

A black guy with a big ass black ass cock that your mom likes to suck and put up her ass when everyone else falls asleep
Black guy:are the kids almost asleep?
Mom:just hold on I'll go check on them.
Black guy:ok.
Mom:ok they are asleep let's get it on!!!
Black guy:oh yeah that feels good!
Kid:mom,what's under your mom's bed?
by Pussy eater101 November 01, 2018
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forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom
What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"
by mocracy June 16, 2010
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it's pretty self explanatory
person 1: oh yeah, ur mom is dead!
person 2: yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
by chris cringle September 04, 2004
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Just about. The greatest comeback to anything. Used mainly when talking about the size of genitals, but can apply to anything else.
Person A - Hey look at our science. That's bigger than yours!
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.
by More Awesome Than Thou November 12, 2005
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Your mom gay get roast

An attempt to roast someone but your too socially awkward to actually say anything
by Bigbirdscumsock June 10, 2021
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The end-all be-all phrase that has the power to end any verbal argument. Once spoken, your opponent will be so much in awe that he will quietly back away.
Brendan: Glass isn't a true solid.
Devin: Your moms a true solid. And so was the dump I took on her chest.
Brendan: ::backs away slowly::
by Biggie McDevin August 04, 2004
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