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Your mom 

Basicly just things kids day at litterly everythinh
teacher: did you do your homework
kid: your mom

kid 1: OMG look that fat kid there!
kid 2: is that your mom?

Kid 1: your so ugly
kid 2: if your mom stands on a scale shell she my phone number'

kid 1: your mom
kid 2: is fat

kid 1: your ugly
kid 2: when your mom was burried the earth became a bol
Your mom by YOUR MOM2132412354325243 September 20, 2022

your mom 

An ugly, fat whale who nobody likes, except for your dad.
Bob: holy shit your mom's fat
Joe: yeah, I knew that already
your mom by Ben Dover #1 September 20, 2022

your mom 

your mom by sSp1ke September 23, 2022

your mom 

person 1: what did you do last night?
person 2: your mom- shes hot
person 1: NOOOO
your mom by shreks big toe September 28, 2022

your mom 

The largest thing in the visible universe. Scientists studying her are almost certain that your mom is bigger than the universe
Class bully: Gimme your lunch money
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night

your mom 

people say this because they think they are swag