Your Mom 

Your Mom (also "Your Mother") refers to an cosmic, interdimensional, all-powerful entity with the capacity to destroy entire realities in an instant. Not to be mistaken with your biological human mother.

Avengers Assemble. Your Mom is coming to this reality. We need to stop him and save our world.

Your Mom by Nightwatch2007 September 19, 2022

Your mom 

Basicly just things kids day at litterly everythinh

teacher: did you do your homework
kid: your mom

kid 1: OMG look that fat kid there!
kid 2: is that your mom?

Kid 1: your so ugly
kid 2: if your mom stands on a scale shell she my phone number'

kid 1: your mom
kid 2: is fat

kid 1: your ugly
kid 2: when your mom was burried the earth became a bol

Your mom by YOUR MOM2132412354325243 September 20, 2022

your mom 

An ugly, fat whale who nobody likes, except for your dad.

Bob: holy shit your mom's fat
Joe: yeah, I knew that already

your mom by Ben Dover #1 September 20, 2022

your mom 

fat

your mom is so fat, she fell of both sides of the bed.

your mom by sSp1ke September 23, 2022

your mom 

hot

person 1: what did you do last night?
person 2: your mom- shes hot
person 1: NOOOO

your mom by shreks big toe September 28, 2022

your mom 

The largest thing in the visible universe. Scientists studying her are almost certain that your mom is bigger than the universe

Class bully: Gimme your lunch money
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night

your mom by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats October 2, 2022

your mom 

people say this because they think they are swag

your mom is sus

your mom by i hope i am not dead July 6, 2022