County Work

A local government worker phenomenon wherein which the division of labor between workers and watchers is typically at a higher ratio than private work.

Why is everyone just standing around watching that one guy dig the hole?

That's how county work is done.

by ohjayesimpson August 20, 2020

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work the metal

Being able to give oral pleasure without the interference of your braces

Braceface Betty gave me great head. She sure knows how to work the metal.

by trillmatik February 02, 2014

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Day Work

The act of doing installation/pleasure work while being sober during daylight hours.

Jeremy, did you put in Day Work on that girl again?

by SweetMeat July 16, 2013

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offsite working

I am remotely, instead of in the office. See you online.

I am, offsite working today.

by itbchrissy November 08, 2017

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Work Brain

The clumsiness and forgetfulness you start to feel at work when you are stressed or tired. (Usually happens near the end of a 8 hour or longer shift.)

Ah damn I dropped another plate, I've got a bad case of work brain.

by CoffeeBean2 April 13, 2023

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