wolfed

The state of having loose hairs and hair clippings on your body after a haircut, creating the illusion of you being hairy like a wolf/werewolf.

Guy with fresh haircut: Yo, how am I lookin'?
Barber: I didn't get a chance to clean your shoulders, so, aside from having boss hair, you're wolfed as hell man.

by poopscadoopstrikesagain August 1, 2023

wolfdude

the legend the best Mohammed hassan alajlan is a fantasy talking wolf with a robotic eye

Person 1: Wolfdude is the goat
Person 2: oh fuck me off please

by Wolfdudefr November 1, 2023

von Wolfe

A particularly sexy breed of Germans who relish in elitism and howl at the moon.

This guy: Hey, did you see the way that von Wolfe was affected by the lunar cycle?

That guy: How could I? My application for their group was rejected.

by Statingtheobvious February 3, 2010

Getting Wolff'd

When your bitch is flat out stolen from you.

Kevin: So what happened yesterday?
Emily: I was going to meet you for our anniversary dinner but then I met this other guy and got tied up
Kevin: How bout this weekend?
Emily: Well me and this other guy really hit it off... so I probably shouldn't see you anymore, sorry.
Kevin: Damn, I really hate getting Wolff'd

by I'm DJ Zellus February 27, 2011

Shielded Wolf

When a man blindfolds his woman, cums in his face, then howls.

He just shielded wolfed that chick last night!

by dr4chess November 22, 2011

Dick Wolfed

A cliffhanger. When you are left with your jaw dropped in awe. Named after the creator of Law & Order whose name appears at the abrupt end of (the) episode.

The homeless man claimed he gave me a banana, and just walked off. He's either trolling or I got Dick Wolfed.

by 2BBaber September 1, 2013

Sophie wolff

The most perfect and prettiest girl you've ever seen she makes people laugh a lot and brings a lot of joy she will never let you down and she is just to amzing to be real!

Wow your Sutch a Sophie wolff

by Turnell gabe January 14, 2015