bloody wanker

a british person who WANKS (jerks off, gets off on him/herslef, etc.) repeatedly in the course of one day....especially Zandy

The british counselor at my camp was a blopdy wanker....but not as much as Zandy is

by Da Brow February 6, 2004

Wanker Muffin

Wanker Muffin:--- A derogatory term used to define A nympho and chronic masturbator whom you are playfully joking with. Wanker being the derogatory term, and muffin being the cute addon for which to minimalize the offense of the term.

(while talking to his friend Kayla..) I don't wanna go out with you, you little Wanker Muffin.

by Ryan Kyger October 6, 2006

yanker your wanker

it means to jack off, pull your hose, milk uor cow, masturbate you get what i am talking about right? inveted by a fag named tyler

tyler keeps yanking his wanker

by jack masturson June 9, 2004

wancedack

Created by the Almighty Grapefruit in a dream, this word means "awesome, sweet, dopesick, killer, hella sweet, rad" and so on and so forth.

"AFI is wancedack!"

"You are the most wancedack guitarist on earth!"

"Man....Algebra is unwancedack to the fullest!"

by Jade Havok 13 September 1, 2004

Wankerish

Someone who is regarded as to not be commonly known as a wanker, but has performed an act or made a statement that would be likely to have occured from someone who is regarded as a wanker

"did you hear about simon setting fire to vernon's school bag?", "i know, what a wankerish thing to do"
"Jim used to be cool, but lately he's been wankerish"

by LordFudgington May 16, 2007

wankermen

A man who happens to be a wanker

That bloke Adrian Brick likes to get with underage girls, what a wankermen

by Dick Pullin March 31, 2015

Wanker

A super/really annoying or irritating person.

"Hey, Jim! Suck my dick!"
"STFU, you wanker!"

by Vandonn May 19, 2015