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knob knocking wanker

is an individual who passes time finding places to have a jerk in. He can go anywhere, at the mall, in the movies, at your grandma's funeral, anywhere. these are mostly kids who have recently discovered how to beat it off , 30 year old men who are still living in their parent's basement, anyone has the potential to be a Knob Knocking Wanker
Harry: Can you believe this? Chris is hitting it off in the disabled bathroom again
Peter: He's such a knob knocking wanker
by likeadumpring May 10, 2015
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lilly kate walker

a amazing beautiful girl. she is smart and all the guys want her. her friends are fake but she don’t care because she is better than all of them
i want to be lilly kate walker
by heienenshsbshdjdnsnsjsbssbdhgd November 20, 2018
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wanker

A man that enjoys masturbation also a common insult.
Don't be such a wanker!
by SarahSpastic May 12, 2008
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Wankers Crisps

A term used to describe post (male) masturbatory tissues that have been used to wipe up their ejaculate and then been left laying around so long the tissues have solidified.

The term comes from the British slang wank meaning to masturbate and the British term for potato chips (crisps)
I went into Brandons room last night and was absolutely appalled to find that he had wankers crisps littered all around his bedside.
by Ikiryo Waverider March 23, 2010
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burberrious wankerous

the offcial latin terminology adopted by the vatican to identify the lowly chav. lol. burberrious wankerous is the latin for "lowlife shit eating pikey". use it wisely, unless surrounded by chavs... they won't comprehend...
Thou art a foul member of the family "burberrious wankerous". Go away and stop pestering me, lowly dole scum.
by i_is_2_rood_4_da_chavs March 11, 2005
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mr.walker

Rudest teacher ever.He ignores whenever you raise your hand.Doesnt explain anything when you ask and walks away.Makes girls cry on their b-day. CREATED BY THE PRINCESS
Mr.walker is a ______ nowonder he single.

Mr.walker-You detention for a week.
Girl-You know you don't want to stay here after school someone waiting for you at home oh wait none is (That was lame)
by TooLit4YouBoo March 14, 2017
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Wanker Sore

Sores on one's genitals from excessive and/or vigorous masturbation. A play on words from the more commonly known canker sore.
Why are you walking funny?

I stayed up all night masturbating and the wanker sores are killing me!
by MerkXRTurbo March 13, 2011
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