Anus Weed 

The weed that grows out of your anus. DO NOT PLUCK!!!!!!! Resembles a patch of dandelions.

"I fell on my skateboard and scraped all of my Anus Weeds out!"

"I was totally going to get laid until she saw my excessively long anal weeds"

Anus Weed by Plucked Anus Weed February 7, 2010

christmas tree weed

an expression used to describe a type of weed that is really, really green and can get you extemely high,usually refers to cali or dro

last night i smoked some christmas tree weed.

christmas tree weed by uptown king December 28, 2009

Albanian weed whacker 

When a guy gets such a gnarly meat spin, that his penis twirls so fast it chops his partner's pubes off.

Damn, did u see Max's wicked albanian weed whacker? He chopped off all of Patrick's pubes in like 4 seconds!

Albanian weed whacker by whacknsplash555 May 4, 2010

purple weed

Yo theres purple weed, and theres purple haze. Purple weed is just weed that was moved to a colder place when it was budding so the leaves turn a purplish color, thats fuckin it, ITS JUST COLOR. Purple fuckin haze is a strain of weed nd its bomb shit, im not sayin its the best bud u can get but its pretty fuckin good. So dont be payin extra for that purp unless ur sure its that PURP!

Fuck man we just smoke a whole 8th of that purple weed nd i aint that high!

Holy shit! Im ripped outta my mind nd we only smoked a bowl of that haze.

purple weed by XXXJustinXXX March 2, 2008

weed shower 

When you emerse your head completely into a recently purchased bag of fresh chronic. (ie: Diesel, Kush, Haze) To complete this action one must have an air-tight seal and inhale until all air has left the weed bag. Hold the hit in like a regular hit of the ol' bong then exhale - outside the bag!

Ry: Yo, Joey, You look high as hell, how many blunts did ya puff today?

Joey P: Nah, I just took a weed shower with your sister.

weed shower by Cutlet Carlos March 8, 2010

weed 

the best plant ever. dont call it a drug its not its a plant. people say its a drug cause they wanna keep it illegal. i doesnt kill u and it doesnt make u kill other people so who gives a fuck. the only people who dont like it are the ones who have never tried it. the only thing i dont like about it are the prices its ridiculous where i am $10 a dime for the middie shz. but w/e it chills me out. once a person is high its the best time to talk to cause they're chilled enough to listen and unlike with alcohol will eventually remember what u said. also how often to u hear of car crashes with high drivers almost never because after smoke time comes chill time and after chill time its snack time ha bitch. no one likes driving high its too much work. chill out smoke a couple blunts its only illegal if u get caught. enjoy life and live while u can

stoner1: pass that shit man before u kill it
stoner2: damn that weed is good. chronic?

weed by ifeellikedying August 20, 2008

grampa weed 

grampa weed is slang for ''good weed'' or ''medical weed''

the term came from a freind who steals his grampa's medical pot which is good dank

man iv got some grampa weed over here
or man iv got some grampa over here

grampa weed by kottonmouth king p.t.b February 18, 2010