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Vagina seeking missile

A term referring to a mans penis. Mostly used from a mans point of view.
Tonight I'm firing my "Vagina seeking missile" at her!
by AskACapperDOTcom May 3, 2011
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Vagina Egg

When you queef and the do a frontal followthrough

Looks like a Kinder Egg without the toy but with all the surprise
Becky: Hahaha Ive just queefed...........oh wait something else came out too

Sophie: Thats a vagina egg!!!
by Miniman90320 August 6, 2011
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Vaginal Crossfire

When You have the fortunate opportunity to Nail more than one Snatch at a time but you Dont know where to start.
Joey was sat in a bar with his girlfriend who is keen to be taken back home tonight when Two lesbians catch him before his trip to the toilet and invite him back to theirs tonight for some "Fun." In the toilet he recieves a call from his ex saying that she wants him to come and fullfill her needs.
The Description of this puzzle going on in his head is called "Vaginal Crossfire"
by ChillieC1990 August 7, 2011
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Vagina joints

The small rolls of toilet paper that fall out of a woman's pussy after wiping.
Hey, you left a bunch of Vagina Joints on the bathroom floor. What the fuck?
by PubMaksen October 20, 2012
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vagina scab

a child that you never wanted and only caused you troubles through out your life....
this vagina scab of mine is nothing but trouble i knew i should of put it up for adoption.
by k0d3of0ville September 3, 2013
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Vaginadrawal

A penis's reaction to not getting some in a longer than usual amount of time.
Michael hasn't had sex in two weeks since he's away from Janae, his penis is going through vaginadrawal.
by Philosiferific October 2, 2013
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vaginal bin laden

a man and a woman are having sex and the man pretends that his dick is an airplane and fly's it into the woman's vagina
hey mike i just flew my penis in brittany's vagina by using the new move the vaginal bin laden
by PrimacyLA November 7, 2013
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