Seton Hall University

A school conveniently located right in the hood. Some people from the hood somehow make it into the school. As a result of its shitty location, the whole school is blocked off from society by a large metal fence, and you have to ID and swipe to do the simplest of actions (like enter the parking lot) and enter your building. Further, you are not allowed to have a car if you are not a commuter or don't have an internship..regardless if you are a senior or freshman.. A lot of the people there are New York/New Jersey rich, snotty kids, so if you're not like that then it is highly suggested not to go to this school. or else you will transfer after one semester, just like yours truly.

non shu student: hey hows Seton Hall University treatin ya?

shu student: it sucks i transferred. when they asked where i said i didn't care as long as i never had to look at south orange, nj again in my life

by Sheriff69 October 19, 2011

USN (University School of Nashville)

The best school in Nashville, America, and probably the world. A lot of the people are extremely intellegent but are complete slackers, especially in the class of 08. Includes though some not so smart people who make commnents like "Wait, so you're saying that snowflakes reproduce?" Has many "Dady's little girl"'s who complain when they get an 89 on a test. Overall not very good at sports, but that doesn't really matter because the debate team could massacre Brentwood Academys' Football Team. Lots of Jews (also reffered to as JewSN). If the gamecube at school broke, half the school would break down crying. Not to mention the massive beat off obsession with World of Warcraft, especially in the class of 08. Use the words sip,probs, gaf, gafleton pie, squags, awk and chill frog because the student body think they are pretty cool.

USN (University School of Nashville)

"So, boobs pretty big?"

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh?"

"MOLST!"

"Wait a minute... not everyone has at least 3 houses with maids in every one?"

by Squags November 23, 2006

Harvard University

A school in which the graduates will be your future bosses. Everyone hates them out of sheer jealousy, even though people say they hate it, if offered a spot theyd be total assholes and accept like a true hypocrite.

My boss went to Harvard University.

I hate Harvard.

by U Jelly BITCH September 30, 2011

University of Alabama in Huntsville

(proper noun) 1: A university located in Huntsville, Alabama, which functions primary as a nerd farm and prides itself on its inability to cancel classes 2: Ugly girls 3: Complete boredom

(1) UAH Student 1: OMIGOD! It’s a hurricane, three tornadoes, and every building is on fire all at the same time! Run!
UAH Student 2 (demurring): Drat. The flying debris and collapsing structures will cause my delayed arrival to the exigent astrophysical biology exam occurring later today…

(2) That chick is so ugly she must go to UAH (the University of Alabama in Huntsville).

(3) UAH Student 1: Can you help me with this boring 10,000 question assignment regarding the solidification of nickel-based super alloys under the influence of various inert gases?
UAH Student 2: I'd rather kill myself.

by mr_brennan November 5, 2005

steven universe and chill

When you play Steven Universe in the background while having sex.

Person 1: Yo, I Steven Universe and Chilled with Lindsey last night!

Person 2: Wow dudee, that's risky. Playing a kids show while having sex?! Damn you're crazy!

by eloquinox May 23, 2016

Temple University

temple is the best school in philly. and it is also represented in the "Boys II Men" Music video for mowtown philly with a flag rested upon a chair. go look.

boys II men totally reppin temple university

by eoihrur438ir23oir24ro243r April 21, 2011

University of Michigan

A college that is 20 times better than thoes bastards in Ohio.

If OSU was attacked by terrorists, killing every student there I would laugh.


U of M wins over OSU- 57
U of M losses to OSU- 37
Ties-6

by Linux System Message November 13, 2004