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ur cat a twat

Like ur aunt a croissant but very worse

Every time this is said, a cat and their owner dies.
Kaila: May I ask you something
Lila: Yeah sure
Kaila: ur cat a twat
*Lila dies, Kaila kills a cat and his owner*
by LPSfarcry10thousand December 30, 2018
mugGet the ur cat a twatmug.

suck ur nan

this means to politely go and suck you grandma.
Person 1: Suck ur nan
Person 2: Oi what you say?
by bundaeater123 April 17, 2022
mugGet the suck ur nanmug.

ur granny tranny

Much worse than “ur mom gay
Some how beats “ur dad lesbian
Basically if you want to kill someone instantly without touching them then say “ur granny tranny
Male 1: Hey bro!
Male 2: yeah dude
Male 1: UR MOM GAY!

Male 3: OHHHHHHHH
Male 2: Oh okay well guess what
Male 1: what
Male: 2: UR GRANNY TRANNY
Male 3: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Male 1: *dead*
by Potato aim god May 10, 2018
mugGet the ur granny trannymug.

thinkin with ur dick

When a girl or guy places sex above most other things eg friends, work, study, their other relationships
“Dude, don’t fuck her it’ll destroy your friendship with mike. Just stop thinkin with ur dick.”
horny Nymphomania SexDemon
by SnaveBelac October 30, 2017
mugGet the thinkin with ur dickmug.

Ur Mistress A Mattress

The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister
Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress

Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.
by SucidalThoughts May 29, 2018
mugGet the Ur Mistress A Mattressmug.

Ur girlfriend a trap

The ultimate of the ultimate roasts. If used, the multiverse dissolves apart even God would be dissolved in the black hole. Nothing remains.(just an empty void)
Jake: ur mom gay
Carl: no u
Jake: ur ancestors incestors and ur family tree LGBT.

Carl: Then I must regret doing this. Its my final move.

Jake: yeah. Go on faggot

Carl: ur girlfriend a trap.

*jake screams and turns into dust and then the universe gets sucked in a black hole when then destroys the entire multiverse into an empty void. Even God was wiped from existence. Nothing is left but an empty a pitch dark void.
by Saitama 777 December 1, 2020
mugGet the Ur girlfriend a trapmug.

Ur Mom Is A Guy

"I hate you and everything you represent!"
"Ur Mom Is A Guy"
by Scilica December 21, 2022
mugGet the Ur Mom Is A Guymug.

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