Two Shot Wonder

Upon taking 2 shots of an alcoholic beverage of about 40%, (standard vodka) you vomit instantly

Russian: Hey Wilson, SLAM 2 SHOTS
Wilson: Alright, *slams 2 and pukes*
Russian: HAHAHA TWO SHOT WONDER URBAN DICTIONARY TIME

by PaRuski January 13, 2011

two kings and a queen

a common nickname for the Miami Heat's big three. In reference to the highly acclaimed skills of King James and his fellow initial King-in-residence D-Wade. The queen refers to their submissive counterpart who married into extensive fame and subsequent acclaim.

Hey did you guys see the two kings and a queen shut down the magic for one half and then get pummelled for the rest of the game?

by The_real_Stefan_Blueberry March 18, 2011

Two stones to kill a bird

The opposite of killing two birds with one stone. When it takes you multiple tries or actions to complete a single objective.

I Had Two Vacuum The Stairs So I Tried doing It The Fast Way But I ended Up Having To Do It Again Because I Missed A Few Spots, It Took Me Two Stones To Kill A Bird.

by LightBrightMeTight April 7, 2011

two pigs with one bird

A reference to the crazy popular smartphone game Angry Birds, this is a modern version of killing "two birds with one stone," meaning solving multiple problems with a single solution.

Friend 1: I just invented THC Beer, so now we can get drunk and high on the same substance!

Friend 2: Way to kill two pigs with one bird!

by smokina fatone August 14, 2011

two-faced individual

Two Faced" is 'someone who tells one group of people or an individual one thing and another group of people or an individual another thing.' You can refer to a cheater as two-faced. This is because the cheater shows one face to you-- the sweet trusting face. But there is another face you don't see-- the lying, sneaky face.

A two-faced individual: Jeff is a two-faced liar! I hate him! He told me he loved me, and then he told all his friends that I was a loser.

by Aamilah December 15, 2014

two inch pinch

A person with an incredibly small penis.

I can not have sex with you because you have a two inch pinch

by dik fuck February 1, 2017

Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail

A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.

“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”

by LambsTail May 2, 2018