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Turkey Bomber

One who has sexual relations with a married woman. ie FUCKS.
while still being friends with that said husband.
-"I totally fucked a married woman last night"
-Man your a Turkey Bomber

"OHHHHHHHHHH Turkey bomb that hoe"
by 503 dakota August 21, 2008
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turkey stomp

1.the act of drinking too much alcohol and running around and stomping your foot madly.

2.to get stomped like as if a turkey was tap dancing on your face.
1. "That guy must be drunk he is running around turkey stomping."

2."you want to get your ass turkey stomped?"
by Msshadrick February 18, 2009
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ol' turkey head move

Girl gives you a blowjob.She suck repeatedly until you reach orgasm. The performance looks like a turkeys head when shes suckin your cock. her head goes back and forth like a turkey on a walk shackin its head back and forth.
James:Wow dude, I wanted to visit you at home yesterday.
Jimmy:Eh?
James:You know man, we wanted to play some X-Box you wasn´t
there, remember.
Jimmy:Yeah sorry dude, I forgot.
James:Don´t be sorry, dude. Your mom let me in performed the
ol' turkey head move on my dick.
James:Ooops!
Jimmy WHAT????!!!!!
James:Hey dude why are you pullin´ out the gun?!
Jimmy´s Gun:...BANG
by Lord Moloch February 23, 2008
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Turkey Dangler

Abnormally large vagina lips that, in their natural state (i.e. unclothed), resemble a turkey's waddle (i.e. the piece of skin that dangles from the turkey's beak). This does not occur in all women, just the ones with gigantic ax wounds.
Dude, that porn slut's turkey dangler is as big as my dad's work glove. Jesus.
by Simon Lexington March 18, 2008
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turkey jerky

Like beef jerky, turkey jerky is dried and seasoned. A food.
Scott's uncle loves to make turkey jerky for long hunting trips.
by R Sizzle April 25, 2003
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arabian turkey goggles

Places ones testicles upon the face of a incapacitated person due to intoxication.
Noah got the arabian turkey goggles last night by the "tripod."
by Hamas Al-hazir December 27, 2006
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Turkey Pouch

someones ball sack ie scroutem
by Talen September 19, 2005
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