Albuquerque Turkey

To put gravy in a girls pussy,dip a drumstick in it, and eat it.

I had a delicious Albuquerque Turkey last night

by Chris D.L. June 30, 2007

Turkey Basting

When you orgasm multiple times onto a woman's stomach. Using the pull out method. Then wiping off using a towel or other cloth.

I love turkey basting onto a woman's stomach.

by 62Delta September 29, 2011

Turkey

a sucker. someone that doesn't know any jive and slang, someone that doesn't go to urban dictionary com

you's a turkey

by Clam-hat April 29, 2003

turkey tornado

the act of placeing a complete turkey dinner in ur partners vagina, sealing it off with some type of sealent and then proceeding to beat the female partner up, luquidfiying the turkey dinner into a chunky smoothie and then proceeding to drink the meal with your patner.

my wife and are hosting a turkey tornado dinner party tommorow night

by david takes it up the bum January 16, 2009

Turkey gobbler

When you take your lovers ball sack and fashion it in such a way that it dangles from your chin, and then you yell gooble gobble as you eat his asshole which is covered in various Thanksgiving Day foods such as mashed potatoes or cranberry sauce.

Dude, Uncle Ted gave me a turkey gobbler. Hes such a weirdo!

by Trevtrev69 December 26, 2010

Tap the Turkey

The term "Tap the Turkey" is used to describe the act of female arousal.

Use of "Tap the Turkey" must be accompanied by a comical vision where the female groin is replaced by a steaming skinless turkey, glistening in the sun.
The steaming turkey is then tapped with 2 fingers in a rhythmic fashion.

Discovered at Ben's beach house after he hooked in with Kate

Warren: "Tap her turkey Ben"
Ben: "Shut up man"
Kate: "what?"

by Moop December 4, 2004

jive turkey

Detagatory word for a jerk, asshole, douchebag,a know it all but really they don't know shit.yhat person in your group of friends that no one likes to hang out with. A fuckin loser just the worst.

Douchebag. Jsckass asshole. Jerk.
Know it all but not really.

Look at this jive turkey on the corner playing his guitar like hes hosting a live concert.

by shavov5 December 28, 2013