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by TurtlesAreCool42 December 5, 2017
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turboautism

Supposedly an extreme form of autism. It can also describe behaviors that fall under OCD because people don't know the differences between autism and other disorders and call every unusual behavior "autistic".
anon1: "I identified where that photo was taken based on the color of that recycling bin in the background and 9 days of looking at google maps."
anon2: "wtf that's not just autism, that's turboautism"
by turboautism January 9, 2021
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Chrome Turd

Chrome won't get you home. That's just a Chrome Turd!
by RidetoLive September 16, 2009
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K-Turn

The act of turning back in a vehicle to get a second look at some ho's.
Damn. That girl be looking fine. I best be making a K-Turn on that.
by theycallmebigpoppa November 20, 2009
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Detroit left turn

A driving maneuver in which a vehicle in a left turn lane immediately turns left once the traffic signal turns green, regardless of whether it is a delayed green.
Passenger- "Look at all those oncoming cars that we'll have to wait for."
Driver- "I say we pull a Detroit left turn once the light turns green."
by Franklin Marshall July 19, 2010
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Strong like a Turk

This is an old expression to design someone who's really strong like Turkish people at Ottoman time used to be.
''Damn homie you really raised 100kg? You are strong like a Turk!''
by TheHighTurkish July 6, 2019
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Turdlationship

1. Turd and Turdette came to the agreement that they are not boyfriend or girlfriend even though they have been with each other over a year together including traveled to another state alone and sleeping in the same bed.
2. Turdette offered herself as a birthday gift to Turd on his birthday and still clings to the idea and tells people that she has never had sexual intercourse.
3. Turdette is always being oppressed by Turd, Turdette obeys and complies with every command given by Turd.
Turdlationship:

If Turd is having sexual intercourse with another woman in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just dancing very close to one another.

If Turd is kissing multiple women during a drunken party in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just talking passionately about their relationship.
by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010
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