Neurotypical Trinket

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscsses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Neurotypical Trinket

by PaulBlackthorneIsGíselePelicot January 24, 2025

Idiot tickets

Lottery tickets.

A person must be an idiot to buy lottery tickets.

Hey Joe, did you win on any of those idiot tickets?

by Idiot ticket buyer February 19, 2026

Idiot tickets

Lottery tickets.

A person must be an idiot to buy lottery tickets.

Hey Joe, did you win on any of those idiot tickets?

by Idiot ticket buyer February 19, 2026

Woofer tickets

Tickets to the latest concert.

Kendrick Lamar is coming to town for a concert. Did you get his "woofer tickets"?

by Greg "Gmoney" Gonzalez May 6, 2025

Leslie Ticket

A 'Leslie ticket', named after the micromanaging Scottish video game producer, Leslie Benzies, is a video game industry term, pertaining to any development task that an executive sets as 'top priority'. Leslie tickets supersede eating, drinking, sleeping, thinking, and are generally known to presage media shitstorms.

No way - let it burn - Production just slapped us with a Leslie ticket.

by KrasMazov October 21, 2025

Galleta Ticket Booth

When a man (usually white) is having sex with a Latino woman, eats a Mexican baked good make for him by said woman, and spits it back into her belly button

Man- Hey Bella, can we do a Galleta Ticket Booth tonight?
Woman- Of course honey, I'll start baking when we get home.

by Andrew the cool dude November 3, 2025

My ticket hit

Winning your sports bet or lottery ticket

I put in a 10 leg parlay and my ticket hit!

by Young_Fly_GQ November 6, 2025