extremely intoxicated, usually drunk. Often used in small, rather snooty suburban towns to describe drunkenness and the stupidity drunkenness entails.
After one skinny margarita, I was totally toasted.
I was so drunk, all I could think of was cinnamon toasted crunch and pork fried toasted.
I was so drunk, all I could think of was cinnamon toasted crunch and pork fried toasted.
by Westport Weekend Woman July 5, 2011
Get the toasted mug.1) Likes toasted computers
2) Likes PIE
3) Likes randomness
4) Likes Spam programs
5) Naturally lazy
6) Hate's physical activity of any kind (who doesn't)
7) Has annoyingly Curly Hair
8) Invents days (eg Unhappy error 404 day 04/04/05)
9) Does not own a toaster
10) Uses the phrase "I see..." too much on msn
2) Likes PIE
3) Likes randomness
4) Likes Spam programs
5) Naturally lazy
6) Hate's physical activity of any kind (who doesn't)
7) Has annoyingly Curly Hair
8) Invents days (eg Unhappy error 404 day 04/04/05)
9) Does not own a toaster
10) Uses the phrase "I see..." too much on msn
by Fomar0153 April 5, 2005
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by Matt2008 April 8, 2008
Get the Toaster Struedal mug.Guy 1: You want to finish this roach?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Toast.
Example 2:
Waitress: What would you like to order?
Girl: I'd like a bacon omelet with a side of rye toast with butter.
Guy 2: Nah, man. Toast.
Example 2:
Waitress: What would you like to order?
Girl: I'd like a bacon omelet with a side of rye toast with butter.
by Mrs. Sirius Black January 25, 2009
Get the Toast mug.Elderly female, offering crusty toast with butter and sweet strawberry jam and chocolate milk so you almost can't stop having breakfast. She puts new sheets on and organizes internet access to make your best time abroad.
Not to be confused with room service.
Not to be confused with room service.
by cinch January 3, 2012
Get the toast mother mug.A low-key way to saying you need to take a huge dump in mixed/polite company, such as at work or at your Grandmother's house.
"Have you seen Chris lately?" "Naa he'll be another 10 minutes, he had to Toast a Bagel. Poor guy had taco bell for lunch".
"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."
"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."
by nickl140 July 27, 2012
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