Hey, tonight instead of tossing my salad, lets do a double instead, and then we can break out the double dong
by Willis January 29, 2004
The act of excreting semen on the pubic hairs of a female creating the image of a salad with dressing over top flapjacks (the vagina lips)
I totally railed this girl the other day and when i was done I was sure to give her a flapjack salad.
Yo baby you trying to get a flapjack salad?
Yo baby you trying to get a flapjack salad?
by w_t_p1101 December 09, 2010
Joe: "Wanna play soggy biscut?"
Arnold: "Nah man lets play cat salad, I got a cat at home!"
Joe: "Lets do it!!"
Arnold: "Nah man lets play cat salad, I got a cat at home!"
Joe: "Lets do it!!"
by catsalad June 11, 2019
by Mr. Daniel Wagner August 13, 2011
by LUL_TTS April 25, 2018
The Chocolate Salad is difficult to achieve and almost impossible to master. The man proceeds to excrete a bowl movement while the woman sucks his manitalia. Immediatly after he releives himself (in both meanings of the word) the woman begins to eat out the mans anal cavity until he releives himself again. Extra points are achieved if he passes a bowl and ejaculates at the same time.
Did you hear the news? Ryan got a fat chocolate salad from the Scranton Sloar! She took his dumpling blumpkin to the face!
by BlackSnowMan August 16, 2008
jacob sartorius: so yesterday she licked my asshole.
Friend: dude that's awesome.
jacob sartorius: yeah Millie is such a salad shaker.
Friend: damn right, she a whore.
Friend: dude that's awesome.
jacob sartorius: yeah Millie is such a salad shaker.
Friend: damn right, she a whore.
by The despicable doctor March 21, 2018