Tim, God of Time

A deity that holds control over the flow of time, and all things relating to aforementioned flow. Tim is also a god of harassment, as he tends to use his godly power for evil, torturing people by speeding and slowing time. He may even stop time all together if he's feeling extra evil.

Employer: "Why are you late? This interview was planned months ahead of time!"
Applicant: "I'm so sorry, I had a run in with Tim, God of Time and he made me miss my bus."

by TimeGodTim March 12, 2016

Tim Hardaway Jr.

Basketball player for University of Michigan. Son of UTEP star Tim Hardaway. Tends to turn on his "kill switch" late in basketball games, he has ice in his veins.

Did you see Tim Hardaway Jr. turn on his kill switch vs Penn State? He put the team on his back.

by UofM16104 April 20, 2011

Tim D-gasm

A Tim D-gasm is the Dyer-gasm a guy has when he's getting his cock sucked by me, a friend of his lover, Richard, while I jacked off and had a Skip-gasm!

I used to give a Tim D-gasm to Richard's lover, and I swallowed his yummy load!

by USAF Cadet February 12, 2021

tiny tim tits

tits very similar to gina's and have hair all around the outer edge of the nipple, also known as ape tits

Your tits are tiny tim tits, look at that hair!

by Paul Foley December 9, 2006

Pulling a Tim Tebow

Becoming severely upset or even crying over a major failure in ones life.

Bill is pulling a Tim Tebow because he lost at the Monopoly World Championships.

by Nick Pace February 23, 2010

Tim Michael Brown

A phat dicked teacher. He limps when he walks because his veiny dick is bulging all the time. He teaches ELA 3 and fucks mad bitches. He loves to collect watches because he loves to stunt on these niggas. It is said when students look into his beautiful hazel eyes you lose yourself for a moment, you yearn for his gentle touch- yet you want him to spaz on your butt-pussy at the same time. Needless to say, bro gets the bag and hella bitches effortlessly. Many admire his grace upon students and his famous creation of Clark Crane, the first-ever robotic student.

Dude I wanna Tim Michael Brown to fuck my mom so I can call him daddy.

by phatchodenigglet February 13, 2023

tim den elzen

another word to describe a "very very good" leauge of legendes player who is solo carrying a team while playing some off meta shit like: support Gnar or full ad Ahri marksman. and they are often flaming in the chat with common quotes like
> U SUCK A LIFE AND NO ONE LOVES U hehe xd
> np for carrying scrubs hehe xd

> fuck u we got a Tim Den Elzen. so just open mid scrubs

by fucboiiiii March 29, 2017