Tim, God of Time

A deity that holds control over the flow of time, and all things relating to aforementioned flow. Tim is also a god of harassment, as he tends to use his godly power for evil, torturing people by speeding and slowing time. He may even stop time all together if he's feeling extra evil.

Employer: "Why are you late? This interview was planned months ahead of time!"
Applicant: "I'm so sorry, I had a run in with Tim, God of Time and he made me miss my bus."

by TimeGodTim March 12, 2016

Tim Hardaway Jr.

Basketball player for University of Michigan. Son of UTEP star Tim Hardaway. Tends to turn on his "kill switch" late in basketball games, he has ice in his veins.

Did you see Tim Hardaway Jr. turn on his kill switch vs Penn State? He put the team on his back.

by UofM16104 April 20, 2011

Tim D-gasm

A Tim D-gasm is the Dyer-gasm a guy has when he's getting his cock sucked by me, a friend of his lover, Richard, while I jacked off and had a Skip-gasm!

I used to give a Tim D-gasm to Richard's lover, and I swallowed his yummy load!

by USAF Cadet February 12, 2021

tiny tim tits

tits very similar to gina's and have hair all around the outer edge of the nipple, also known as ape tits

Your tits are tiny tim tits, look at that hair!

by Paul Foley December 9, 2006

Pulling a Tim Tebow

Becoming severely upset or even crying over a major failure in ones life.

Bill is pulling a Tim Tebow because he lost at the Monopoly World Championships.

by Nick Pace February 23, 2010

Tim Teton Tower

Tim Teton Tower is a group revolving around the nipples of the one and only! Tim. The people in this group chat all have difficulties when it comes to acting like a normal person.

Let’s talk on Tim Teton Tower!

by HamzaTTT November 3, 2023

Tim Burton Cliches

A Tim Burton movie starring Johnny Depp in love with a blonde, and also starring Helena Bonham Carter that loves the Johnny Depp character, and it has something to do with death.

I hate Tim Burton Cliches.

by Annie are you okay? November 4, 2020