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Derpy Tiger

When you are making out and simultaneously bite your partner's tongue while slapping their ass as hard as you can with the head of a spatula, giving them stripes and a lisp as they complain.
Man, I pissed my girl off so bad by giving her the derpy tiger, but I couldn't stop laughing at her lisp.
by MR. C3 October 4, 2021
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Derpy Tiger

When you are making out with your partner and after they put their tongue in your mouth, simultaneously bite your partner's tongue while slapping their ass as hard as you can with the head of a spatula, giving them stripes and a lisp as they complain.
Man, I pissed my girl off so bad by giving her the derpy tiger, but I couldn't stop laughing at her lisp.
by MR. C3 October 4, 2021
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Siberian tiger vs Brown bear is the greatest argument since Brown vs Board of Ed.
by oooooofff February 21, 2022
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Red Tiger

The act of fingering a girl while she is on her period, then using the “juice” to paint stripes on her back.
She was horny but she was on the rag so I took the opportunity to give her the red tiger.
by Binstep September 30, 2022
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Sabre' Tooth Tiger

When a man is either sexually active, dating, or married to a woman 20 plus years his senior.
Instead of a 30 year old man dating a cougar who is 44 years old. A 30 year old man dating a sabre' tooth tiger who is fifty five.
by lesshizzle June 4, 2011
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Trophy Crone Tiger

A man under 50 on the hunt for an older woman.
That Trophy Crone Tiger, loves that she can pay their own way.
by Trophy Crone June 25, 2015
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Human to tiger COVID-19

The ability to pass COVID-19 to tigers through vaginal or anal sex with a tiger or any other 4 legged mammal.
THAT BITCH CAROL FUKIN BASKIN gave that Tiger human to tiger COVID-19 when sh fucked him.

Also known as: HTTC-19
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