Schnazz 'n gauzz

When you take a blinker from a wax pen but completely through the nose.
The pen has to be in the nose and blinker finished to be considered a Schnazz 'n Gauzz.

The plural form of Schnazz 'n Gauzz is Schnazz 'n Gauzzai

Garrett took the phattest Schnazz 'n Gauzz last night.

I took 3 huge Schnazz 'n Gauzzai last night

by Cohedo March 12, 2023

Shit-n-run

When someone farts and leaves the room for you all to suffer their stench

Alex:(fart)

Jim:what the hell!

Alex:(runs and closes door)

Jim: don't just shit-n-run!

by Alsk April 6, 2015

Fart ‘n Dart

A very childish game often popular in adolescence, whereas you stand amongst a group of people, cut the rankest fart humanly possible, and then take off like a bat out of hell.

That Fart ‘n Dart you pulled last week at school was especially putrid!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

Puff n Buff

To consume cannabis before and/or during a physical activity.

Andy: Let’s go for a run through the forest.
Corrin: Want to puff n buff?
Andy: Yes, I love feeling mellow during trail runs. Let’s roll something sticky before we go, and one for after as well.

by Andy Taught Me April 20, 2019

Soak-N-Poke

The act of entering a hot tub with the intent to have sexual intercourse.

"Wanna come out tonight bro?"
"Sorry can't, I'm gonna go soak-n-poke my girl"

by Soaking69 June 2, 2015

The Billy N. Effect

When an ugly cow of a guy with no personality scores a 10/10 girlfriend because he has a massive penis.

A: "How goes THAT guy have such a fit girlfriend?"
B: "Oh, you mean Big Willy Billy? He has a 20 inch schlong."
A: "So its The Billy N. Effect"
B: "Yep :/"

by MASMRANKRA June 9, 2019

Mount n' Boned

When you crack open an ice cold dew and it slaps so hard and feels so good goin' down, it's like you just busted a phat glob of fresh churned love butter. Don't forget the marlboro red to go with it.

Gas station attendant: "Very good number 1 cold dew buy one get one same price! Mount n' Boned all day my friend!"

Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."

by fat obese lady August 1, 2022