barking wolf spider

farting

(after letting out a loud fart) Dude, did you hear that barking wolf spider?

by Pugs64 March 30, 2010

Dennis Hopper Spider

A poisonous arachnid with a devilish smile. Often found in Baton Rouge.

"whoa!"
"what?"
"I just saw a Dennis Hopper Spider!"

by Crown Boy November 17, 2009

African Barking Spider

The receptor of blame after an audible fart....

Was that you dude? No way, African Barking Spider.

by fission_pro January 29, 2009

Spider-Man Extra

This term originates from the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy from 2002-2007. These films had distinctly bizarre and notably mean side characters often getting in Peter Parker’s way.

“Spider-Man Extras” completely lack chill or any flexibility when working with other people. They lack compassion in an almost quirky way. They’ll reject your application for your loan and refuse you a complimentary toaster. Two minutes late to a show? Guess your ticket is forfeit. Promised three grand in three minutes with Bonesaw McGraw but you pinned him in two? You get $100. And you’re lucky to get that.

“He refused to seat you after being only a minute late to the show?”
“Yeah! I swear I have been having so many run-in’s with these Spider-Man Extras lately. Absolutely no chill.”

by Unicorn Poaching September 8, 2021

Pennsylvania Barking Spider

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper

*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania barking spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year

by anonymous March 15, 2021

The undercarriage of the human spider

The view as if you were laying on the floor staring up at 2 men sharing a dildo.

I googled Soos and Grunkle Stan porn the other night and saw the undercarriage of the human spider.

by JakeTheSnake6102 February 16, 2021

Dead Spider Position

Sex position that ruins the man's life in which the often freaky woman wraps her legs around the man right before he releases his love juices. The girl's legs are in a similar position to the legs of a dead spider; they are held tightly around the man, preventing him from pulling out as he b-b-b-busts.

Bruh Maren had me stuck in the dead spider position last night...

by raisin brand February 9, 2017