Excessive consumption of cookies during the holidays, resulting in a profound sense of shame that somehow cannot prevent you from eating more cookies.
by nutsong December 22, 2013
Get the Cookie Shamemug. Another one of milk's many pseudonyms.
Milk is the quencher of cookies, therefore it is a cookie quencher.
Milk is the quencher of cookies, therefore it is a cookie quencher.
by The Right v Wrong April 27, 2009
Get the Cookie Quenchermug. It's when two men, typically Rico and Fang, coordinate a time and place to rub their butt cheeks together and say "COOKIES!"
by jssynth July 10, 2020
Get the cookie rubbingmug. Shane walked into the department and stated: " wow it smells like someone baked a double batch of quiffle cookies".
by Sironius April 2, 2016
Get the Quiffle Cookiemug. A trick cookie that is made of meat so when a Catholic eats it on a Friday during lent they go to hell.
Man, that Bill gave me a meat cookieon Good Friday. I had to say 15 Haily Mary's just to apologize to the Lord. I am not going to hell
by bigdkA July 9, 2016
Get the meat cookiemug. A prostitute on house arrest.
"Why is Agnes turning tricks from her front steps?"
"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."
"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."
by odbal. August 29, 2021
Get the porch cookiemug. 1. In an office environment, any confectionary or pastry that was set out for an specific audience is a target for poachers. Due to the risk involved in hunting these treats, they taste particularly sweet.
2. A decidedly choice, and off-limits, female co-worker deriving her name from the said cookie.
2. A decidedly choice, and off-limits, female co-worker deriving her name from the said cookie.
1. Did you see Rob snare that live cookie from the conference room?
2. Check out that new live cookie down the hall.
2. Check out that new live cookie down the hall.
by Bennet Too July 2, 2005
Get the live cookiemug.