Charlie Beard

a '90s-style stubble beard popularized by the Party of Five character Charlie Salinger

Hey man, screw growing a moustache in Movember... I'm bringing back the Charlie Beard!

by Everezo November 11, 2014

Beard Bro

When two people in public who have beards see another man with a beard and immediately have a connection. Beard bros are made purely on having a beard and nothing else

Scott- You see that bearded guy over there?
Travis- Do you mean our Beard Bro?

by ScottyBoi67 June 2, 2019

Faux Beard

A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.

Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.

by jessesuit June 5, 2011

Nut Beard

Pubic hair on the satchel resembling a beard. It may or may not be connected to a nut stache.

I looked so much better naked before I shaved my nut beard

by fire man 12 March 22, 2009

bearded beaver

A Pussy that has not been shaved recently, thus making it furry

Wow, Jason Hua's mum has a nice bearded beaver!! She is hell cheap too!!!

by Rob April 8, 2004

Holiday Beard

The girl (or guy) you take to your parent's house over the holidays 'cause you're not ready to come out of the closet yet. See beard.

"Yeah, I'm going to Jim's folk's house this Christmas...apparently, I'm his holiday beard."

by g33dav3y December 21, 2008

Sick Beard

The outcome of being very drunk, passing out with your head tilted right back and spewing up. The sick then, assuming you don't choke and die, will run over the lips down the chin and over the cheeks. The sick is left to dry until you re-gain conciousness. When you awake, you will find you are left with a fully set sick beard. Sick beards are very fashionable among the homeless.

Chad: Hey Bro.. Did you see that guy in the doorway back there?
Tim: Hells yeah man! He was sportin a serious sick beard!

Alex: (looking in mirror) WOAH. Look at the size of that sick beard. I must have had a great night.

by Mcloth January 28, 2010