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Rub the Roast

A sexual activity, the process of dry humping rather than engaging in full on intercourse.
She didn't want to go all the way so she suggested that we rub the roast instead.
by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012
mugGet the Rub the Roastmug.

Roasts

when somebody irritates or annoys you, you roast them.

An insult or diss
roasts: An insult or diss. e.g.

Person: You look like the travis scott meal, fatass

you: Ok at least I taste good. You be looking like the entire McDonald’s kitchen. And dumbass nobody asked for your rat head to speak. Be lookin like the entire McDonald’s menu
And nobody asked for you to be here, pickle rick. Be built like the entire meal right there
Be lookin like them 20 piece chicken nuggets.
And an entire double quarter pounder with cheese sis
With a Big Mac on the side.
Just like your mom said to me
Anyways. Have fun Big Mac pickle rick. Enjoy your 20 piece chicken nugget
Oh and tell your boyfriend, that “he be lookin like the entire kfc chicken bucket meal. Cuz you so finger licking good. Just like your sister said to me too.”

so go take your spongebob looking ass back to bikini bottom
i dont know who you think you are? with that justin bieber lookin ass. but get out of here. nobody want yo burnt chicken nugget ass out here.
bitch be like: "justin fo eva bitch"
fricking corn on the cob
look like a bag full of funyuns
you know what? yur actually pretty
for a gorilla
by A bucket of loneliness November 19, 2020
mugGet the Roastsmug.

roast em off

When someone is driving a vehicle and stops and spins the tires posi locked so both of the tires burnout until they blow.
by Trucker69 October 24, 2017
mugGet the roast em offmug.

Roast beef takeout

Hiring a hooker/call girl to attend a formal event due to the inability to secure an actual date.
Of course she isn't his date. Look at those heels. That bitch is roast beef takeout.
by #roastbeeftakeout September 6, 2016
mugGet the Roast beef takeoutmug.

Octo-Roast

1: An Octo-Roast is the art of having sexual intercourse with exactly 8 people. Not quite the average 'gang bang', this is an Octo-Roast, achieved by only the greatest in the industry!

2: To have sexual intercourse with an Octopus, or to insert an Octopus inside yourself. As seen on the internet!
1: That Octo-Roast last night left me sore all over!

2: That Octopus was great in bed, better than my husband!
by Captain Clap November 5, 2009
mugGet the Octo-Roastmug.

carolina pig roast

an evolution of the Russian flash-bang. The user does all the steps of the russian flash bang but with a few additional steps. the receiver must be bound with their hands behind their back and after following the steps of a russian flash bang, the giver sticks an apple or foreign object in the receivers mouth and runs.
yo man, i totally gave that girl a carolina pig roast last night

no way man that’s crazy congrats
by hap gilmore March 31, 2021
mugGet the carolina pig roastmug.

roast beef party

a roast beef party is a party where one girl takes on multiple guys at once & her vaginal area starts to look like roast beef
Hey are you going to the roast beef party later tonight?
by roastbeefpussy December 13, 2017
mugGet the roast beef partymug.

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