mushroomed

Being kept in the dark and fed bullshit.
Andrew is getting mushroomed at work, they won't ever give him an honest answer about anything.
by fizux May 14, 2021
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The shitaki mushroom

The shitaki mushroom Is the act of pushing shit out of your ass enough to look like a big mushroom. Then the participants go into the human centipede formation and crawl around the floor. Can be unlimited amount or people but no less then two. After centipeding, they then drag their ass on a carpet like dogs. After they take fungi and place it in the shit smear, then incubate the fungi in the shit to create magic shrooms.
Hey did you try those shrooms I made from Shitakiing!!! They made me trip balls!!!! I love the shitaki mushroom!!!
by Jersey King October 01, 2020
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Mutated Mushroom

A mutated mushroom is what an ugly dick looks like, the head is the mushroom and the shaft is the root
Daniel’s dick looks like a mutated mushroom!!”
by Lmao u succ May 04, 2018
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I’m a mushroom

Someone who is in the dark about plans. Because, mushrooms grow in the dark
I’m a mushroom, Gary said as he shrugged his shoulders
by SeanMykonos April 02, 2023
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The Mushroom

The doesn't fucking guy he's the mushroom cuz he's a fungi
Paul is the mushroom he is funny and the best to hang out with
by The mushroom August 20, 2020
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The Mushroom

When your partner puckers their lips and you place your mouth around their lips and suck with varying pressure. Suction accompanied by violent shaking of the head is known as a Spanish Mushroom
Dude I was making out with penelope last night and when I gave her the mushroom I knew she was hooked
by hotoatm3al December 22, 2014
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