Mushroom

A soul binding deal made by touching hands and saying mushroom. The deal cannot be broken without risking the relationship.

Never break a mushroom, its too risky.

by Kai_the_bisexuwhale April 25, 2021

Mushroom Circle

When one homosexual male has his ass up in the air, balancing on his head, spins in a circle and multiple other homosexual males quickly dip their "mushroom heads" in his "fairy ring."

Hey man you wanna do a mushroom circle?

by tihts annonymous May 6, 2019

shitocki mushrooms

the longer version of shit

shitocki mushrooms i left my bag in school.

by 1234567890-=asdfghjkl;;;'zxcvb October 30, 2023

mushroom treatment

When co-workers do not tell you anything and are actively feeding you bad information. Just as in how mushrooms are grown - kept in the dark and fed full of shit

He keeps giving me the mushroom treatment about this job.

by SummitXTC February 26, 2021

dutch mushroom

Occurs when you pull your donger out of the poop-chute during anal, and only the tip is covered in shit.

I pulled out, looked down at my dick, and realised I had become the owner of freshly formed dutch mushroom.

by dootzero September 17, 2021

mushrooms

i highly over-rated vegetable. it is literally a fungus. or if you wanna be more sophisticated and smarter...
WIKIPEDIA: "... spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically produced above ground, on soil, or on its food source." (that is disgusting!!👎😃)
thank you Wikipedia

you: want some RAW mushrooms?
me: get out.

by buloogawhale December 12, 2020

Mushrooms

The drug Harry Styles made "Fine Line The Album" on.

*interviewer* " I heard you made this album on mushrooms" *Harry* "Yes i did, i just think its easeir to write when you're having fun"

by callmedaddy_2 July 20, 2020