by Zoegrrl February 11, 2015
Get the Mushroom packingmug. A Mushroom Lesbian is simply a lesbian with a bowl cut. Any subcategory of lesbian (Dyke, Stud, Femme, Lipstick, etc) can be a Mushroom Lesbian as long as they have a bowl cut.
Person A: "Did you see Veronica's awesome new bowl cut?"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"
by ratty-b-ratty-tingz May 9, 2020
Get the Mushroom Lesbianmug. by TheBadMushroom October 8, 2018
Get the nigga mushroommug. When a bitch is lacking on felatio and teasing it creating a blue ball upset, you defy physics by delivering a fatal blow with thine dickhead creating a blemish to thou eye socket.
She made a critical mistake by blowing a kiss at my dick, turned her face into a baseball and hit a home run with my hard helmet head rendering her eye a mushroom black
by Trexcandopushups June 9, 2022
Get the Mushroom Blackmug. by Johnny Cash's Dad September 5, 2021
Get the Mushroom Bangmug. Guy1: did she ever message you back?
Guy2: ya she asked me to mushroom Beyblade her
Guy1: fuck what a freak. did you do it?
Guy2: hell ya look how dirty my face is.
Guy2: ya she asked me to mushroom Beyblade her
Guy1: fuck what a freak. did you do it?
Guy2: hell ya look how dirty my face is.
by person2020 December 25, 2020
Get the mushroom beyblademug. 