Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

put out the grass

Force someone to quit

My teacher was forced to put out the grass.

by Deafin January 27, 2021

grass daddy

drug dealer

"I'm low on weed man I need to hit up my grass daddy!"

by 041815 February 16, 2017

go touch grass

Touching grass is perfect to cringy people (get r/youngpeoplereddited lol)

1. Person 1: I write a YFM BenaPuff (Puff x Benatar) yaoi uwucutesingle maid!puff boku no pico uwu kawaii yaoi fluffy lemon fanfic!!!! 1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!
Person 2: Go touch grass

by BunnieXD November 13, 2023

grass

something you should touch.

a stream that has not touched grass in 10 years.

by im not a person. September 20, 2021

Grass

touch it now.

touch grass dumb-bum

by grass_toucher506 February 6, 2024

Grass Monkey Landscaping

Best lawn maintenance and landscaping service in middle Georgia.

Hey Brian, your yard looks like shit! Get Grass Monkey Landscaping to come take care of your mess.

by Grass Monkey Landscaping January 21, 2021