fart spliff

the art of lighting your cigarette or joint by ignited fart gas instead of regular lighter or match.

Butthead : say Beav, I'm bored - let's do a circle jerk.
Beavis : Nah, we did that last night.
Butthead : Okay, than let's do a fart spliff.
Beavis : Alright - I've got a doobie and a lighter and since you just ate a whole pizza with onions, pepperoni and beans, pull your pants down and bend over.
Butthead : duh, are you gonna fuck me ?
Beavis : Naw, I'm gonna light your farts and then light this spliff with the emitting gas.
Butthead : Makes sense. Cool !

by Virgin Suicides April 22, 2017

budweiser farts

after a night of drinking usually a budweiser product you must hover over a toilet when farting to be on the save side no accidents happen.

i was out late last night, i gotta hit the men's room got a mean case of the budweiser farts!

by chet ripley August 24, 2009

fart friend

A friend or significant other you can fart in front of. A necessary obstacle in any long term relationship.

I had to make fart friends with Brittany before we went on vacation together so I wouldn't explode.

by mlamson January 7, 2014

French-Farting

When two people break wind simultaneously while pressing each butt against each other.

Her: “Last night, He and I made a new step in our relationship while we were French-Farting in my bed. I feel so comfartable with him.”

by J.N.K.K. February 10, 2014

duck farts

Flatulence that quacks like a duck.

Oh my, I’m afraid your duck farts have drawn a small crowd of little ducklings!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 31, 2019

fart college

A university that teaches useless information and lies - such as the lie that there is no intelligence and no power reflected in the design of the universe, the lie that science has an alternative explanation to creationism to explain how the universe and everything in it came to exist from nothing, and the associated useless philosophy of insanity and pure ignorance - that God and moral truth do not even exist, but the fundamental axiom by which we are to live is not God's truth, but "unqualified equality".

The reason why Harvard University professors teach that we are to look to animals for moral guidance, is because it is really just a very expensive Fart College.

by Flatiron Scheisskopf June 1, 2017

FART OFF

WHEN YOU HAVE FART WARS OR SEXUAL PLAY, THE SMELL IS VERY STINKY BUT VERY HARD AND CHALLENGING TO COMPITE THIS GAME WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE SO YOU BETTER EAT ALL THE BEANS OR YOUR YOU LOSING SOME MONEY TONIGHT OR MAYBE A #GIRLFRIEND SOME PEOPLE GO IN GROUPS AND PLAY SOME COUPLES PLAY ALONE IN THE ROOM MOSTY DOGGYSTYLE AND THE COUPLES ARE THE ONES THAT WIN BECAUSE THEY PISS TOO LOL, ANYS IF YOU ARE IN A FART OFF GOOD LUCKKKKKK

PERSON ONE: OH SO MF YOU WANNA DO A FART OFF

PERSON TWO : HELL YEAAAAHHHH
PERSON THREE: IGGHHHTTT NIBBA IM RECORDING DIS SHIT

by Bigbootyfathoe00 June 7, 2021