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Bagel

Somebody who is very cool, often referred to as swaggy.
She is such a bagel! :heart_eyes:
by Real Zammy April 27, 2021
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Fluffy Bagel

An asshole that as absurd of hair
Did you see Tyler’s fluffy bagel? He needs to start waxing
by KrispyPepper June 1, 2023
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Ziad bagel

A ziad a a boy who plays league of legends all day and don’t go outside but gets good grades but not so good social skills.
1: Bro, where is this guy?

2: he’s just a ziad bagel
1: ahhhhh, ok I understand
by Mrmc_cum_man July 7, 2023
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Cat Bagel

The form cats take when powering up to take over the world, usually noticeable by the h o l e in the middle. However, they sit on their lazy asses and not do it, and sleep.
Awww.... look at that cat in a Cat Bagel...
by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021
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Bagels

Bagels is the nickname for the absolutely insane, most wanted crackhead known as Bailee. She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet. If you aren't careful, she'll break into your house at night, eat your mac n cheese, steal your pets, and then murder you in your sleep.
You: Omg is that the lunatic Bagels? I've heard she's wanted for murder and arson in more than 6 countries.
Me: Yeah, be careful, she'll literally kill you with one high-powered scream, then proceed to burn your house down. Also, dont look into her eyes, or you'll instantly be turned into ramen noodles.
by CrackheadGoose June 12, 2022
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colorado bagel bite

When you jerk off using a oven hot bagel bite and eat it afterwards
Chris: what did you have for dinner last night

Daniel: I had a Colorado bagel bite
by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016
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Bagel Music

'be͡ɪɡə͡l 'mju zɪk

Noun.
1. Your favorite song.

2. A song that you would listen to while you're getting a bagel.
"What's your bagel music?"

"So, this is the kind of bagel music you listen to."
by Not Lucas Marcus October 8, 2025
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