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Cut Carrot

mulla: Sharia preaches this, Islam preaches that.
human: hey Cut Carrot, shut your goat-arsed mouth.
by tenet June 18, 2020
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cut byte

Someone who primarily uses the cut & paste function to distort a comment and/or edit the comment to manipulate the outcome.
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But his brief chapter, "Toward Selective Confrontation With Germany," points out how worried were FDR, Treasury Secretary Henry Morgenthau, Secretary of State Hull, and others, not with German treatment of the Jews, but rather with Nazi economic policies, both internal and in the realm of foreign trade

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FDR, Treasury Secretary Henry Morgenthau, Secretary of State Hull, and others.....with German treatment...both internal and in the realm of foreign trade
by Blackhorse27 March 22, 2009
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Cut The Turtle

“Cut The Turtle” (verb): To get over one’s hangover, by drinking a gin and tonic. Other drinks can also be consumed whilst cutting the turtle. Generally or more often so, spirits.
“Mate, I’m f*cking hungover!”

You need a G&T mate, you need to Cut The Turtle
by Larry2017 July 25, 2018
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Zoom cut

Classic lock down cut performed on oneself maintain a vague image of professionalism. Only angle given consideration is front on/webcam/selfie. Best described as 'Business up front, don't give a f*ck about the back'. The haircut equivalent of wearing a suit, tie and 5 day old underpants at your desk. AKA Poor man's mullet.
'Hey man looking schmick this morn! Zoom cut and wax dude! You think the front looks average, the back looks like Billy Ray Cyrus's after losing a wrestling match in a hayfield.
by Axeman222 February 23, 2021
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Cookie Cutting

The act of doing anal and poking a turd with dick so a cookie cut if the turd goes into the urethra.
I was cookie cutting my girl last night.
by Archibald Barnabus December 15, 2018
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cutting agent

to make one chemical less dense, less strong
Levamisole has increasingly been used as a cutting agent in cocaine sold around the globe with the highest incidence being in the USA.
by 4everloveandy April 21, 2017
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Rona Cut

A hairstyle sported by those in quarantine due to Corona virus, it used to be known as the buzz cut, but was changed to the Rona Cut in March 2020
Joe: Aye did you see Rob's gone and got himself a Rona cut?
Matt: Yeah kid he looks like a fucking egg, what a nonce
by Dutchmonkey420 March 26, 2020
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