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flash cunt

A man, usually beyond his years, acting youthfully, usually found on a dance floor dancing out of rhythm, with an open shirt showing gold necklaces, bell bottom trouser or other ugly or unfashionable clothing, who entices young woman to dance with him, and who fails to do so repetitively but continues dancing night after night as if he was attractive, powerful and rich - which he is none of by appearance, reputation, and fact.
Look at Morris, that old flash cunt, dancing by himself at closing time, alone again in the corner.
by Lawn Wolf August 8, 2023
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Gash Flash

"I sent Brad a gash flash when I was drunk last night!"
by Stan Tastic Flashtonbury August 11, 2023
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Flash Porn

Just enough porn: one or two scenes. Because nobody is watching porn for the storyline.
I enjoyed some Flash Porn on my lunch break; i only had time to watch one scene and the table next to mine was probably wondering what I was smiling at.
by LauraBlu October 12, 2025
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Flash Bang

Flash Banging (not to be confused with the blinding weapon the "Flash Bang") is the term used for being intimate with a particularly pale white individual in a fully illuminated room, if the light reflecting off her skin is blinding then you are "Flash Banging"
"yo, Carlos got with Mariah last week, said the LED's in her room were too damn bright, boy ended up flash banging"
by big_raga October 25, 2025
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Cyber flash

Sounds like really cool superheroes final attack sending the villain blasting to another universe but no it’s just ur bf Patrick whipping his nob out on call
I’ve got my nob out rn”

“Oh…”
You’ve been cyber flashed
by Snigglemaster December 7, 2025
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FLASH MISSING VANISHES IN CRISIS

Reference to a news article written by Iris West - Allen in the original Season 1 timeline of CW The Flash where Barry Allen is destined to vanish on APRIL 25 2024 while saving everyone from Crisis on Infinite Earths. This is a legendary moment in DCEU and its probably better than MCU Endgame tbh 🥶⚡
FLASH MISSING VANISHES IN CRISIS ⚡⚡⚡
by daddy bright April 25, 2024
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Slash Flash

When people ask for a wrist/arm reveal and you actually give it to them, probably leaving them traumatized
a: what happened, man?
b: that guy pulled a Slash Flash on me! i thought he was joking!!
by tvvink May 3, 2024
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