one second

when you don't want to talk to someone and you need to find a reason to leave them hanging

Person A: You know what happened today? I tripped over st-

Person B: One second
*Person B doesn't come back*

by edgymofo December 13, 2021

plus one

Accompanied by a guest.

"Can you put me on the list for the 'Matrix' screening? I'll be plus one."

by Matthew Michaud January 20, 2004

Get One!

When you make an extraordinary or non-sensible joke, one that really burns its listener, and said listener is unable to even formulate a response to rebut the initial joke, the joke-teller then yells "Get One!"

Bec: You're colder than London...the Windy City.
Joey: ....
Bec: Get One!!!!

by joeydip005 April 21, 2010

one sided

When someone can only see something from one point of view.

A lot of people can be very one sided when it comes to politics.

by PulpFictionFan94 April 12, 2017

Caught One

To commit a blunder, and utterly render yourself vulnerable to be gawked or laughed at in public. Possible to be committed both physically and mentally. A temporary loss of intelligence.

The guy down the street caught one when he told me he got free refills for only 99 cents.

by A Founding Father September 05, 2011

For a real one

For a real one means like you’re giving it your all. You’re about to do something and you’re gonna do it good; you’re doing it for your grandma, mama, brother, best friend, your dog. You’re leaving people sister shook. James Charles likes to use this term a lot.

Him: Are you sure you want to do this?

James: Oh yes sweetie we’re gonna do it for a real one

by loverboy1130 December 18, 2018

your one

The female version of your man. Usually used to point out some you haven't bothered/don't know the name of.

Check out your one over there hanging with your man

Djya see the state of your one

by Jimbo_oc September 14, 2007