Teeth drag

during a blow job, unusually large teeth drag across penis in an unpleasant fashion

Dude, that girl's teeth drag fucking sucks and hurts/was sharp.

by jdmt January 1, 2012

tilth

A farming or gardening term used to refer to soil that is good for planting.

1. cultivated land

2. the state of aggregation of a soil, especially in relation to its suitability for crop growth

A deep-rooted cover crop allowed to grow for a season in problem soil can help break up a hardpan and greatly improve tilth.

by mhb0908 August 16, 2012

Teeth Seeg

A fictional character with very messed up teeth.

His teeth are almost as bad as teeth seeg.

by 4lomm May 5, 2013

Texthesia

To feel the sensation of a vibrating phone on one's person when said person actually doesn't have their phone.

Dude I could swear I just felt my phone vibrate and I don't even have that shit. Some serious texthesia.

by sidexwalk August 19, 2013

teeth meat

The meat on your floss that can be re-eaten

Coming back from the steakhouse I picked out some tasty teeth meat, it was delicious!!

by TeethMeat February 10, 2014

tethir

To remotely hire; to employ someone over the internet, to work from a distance.

"I am looking to tethir a graphic designer to help me with my website."

John Smith tethired a person in Canada for assistance with his marketing.

by Einstein1992 March 4, 2014

Textheimer

Sending a text that auto corrects your words and makes you sound like you've losing your mind.

"I'm worried about Phil, all his messages are textheimer's"

by Volunteer110 January 13, 2015