vietnamese taint butter

a term coined by john mayer on his twitter page. The term vietnamese taint butter goes back to the Vietnam war. US soldiers would attempt to extract a rare butter found exclusively in the taints of their vietnamese prisoners of war. The taint butter is extremely rare, it has been said that the lack of taint butter led to the military failures in Vietnam. As it turns out, vietnamese taint butter is a delicious spread for bagels and toast.

Guy 1: sup bro? do we have any cream cheese?
Guy 2: nah broseph. but we do have vietnamese taint butter.
Guy 1: nice! that's what I really wanted

vietnamese taint butter by twitter informer September 2, 2009

taint 

the space in between your balls and butthole

my taint is hairy

taint by shark bait ho haha February 27, 2010

tainer 

the area between your anus hole and your vagina-Its different than a taint in that it smells like cheese

oh thats just my tainer

tainer by i told you so dude May 14, 2011

Tainted Goods 

A girl who on the face of things seems pretty damn fine, but inside she's got a seriously fucked up mind.

Guy: "Damn, you're freaking hot"

Girl: "Must be clean, I'm dirty, I keep scrubbing but it won't make me clean!"

Guy: "Right....(backs off slowly)"

Girl: "I need to be clean! I'm dirty, I really need to be clean!"

Guy (To his mates): "Yeah, she seemed fine on the surface, but she's really just tainted goods"

Tainted Goods by Talking Hex July 21, 2009

Taina

A female who is in reality pretty but has a low self-esteem. Has lots of charm, can make new friends very easily. and really loves hugs. But be careful the things you say to her because she has a very sensitive heart.

Bully- asshole!
Taina- ...

Random person- ... YOU Son of a ---- kicks da bully's ass

Taina by ppppppppppppppooooooooooooooop May 21, 2019

red tailed awk 

a bird of great importance that only flies by during awkward situations, so that the participant in the awkward situation can point it out and thereby alleviate the awkwardness.

Did you just see that red tailed awk?

red tailed awk by jedi-ninja November 24, 2011

the taint 

(thē tānt) n. A las vegas valley neighborhood, found in the southwest part of the valley, nestled between summerlin and spring valley.

If you've traveled past spring Valley and have not seen a sign for summerlin yet, you are probably in 'the taint'.
If you are in southwest las vegas and can see a gaping rock quarry, you are probably in the taint.

the taint by sean00g May 24, 2013