When an obese Haitian women with a lot of body hair sits on your groin and proceeds to twist around until your genitalia become dark purple.
by JamesNewton January 31, 2025
Get the Haitian Twistmug. by HypnoticLlama November 1, 2021
Get the Wrist Twistmug. Did you see that guy who was winking at the football players and slapping their butts? He's got a lemon twist.
by NatieDaCrazie December 4, 2013
Get the lemon twistmug. When someone refers themselves to being so fucking twisted it means they're absolutely fucking flying. Which is also known as being severely under the influence of drugs. In other words you're very fucking high. Normally this happens after the exhale of a fat pipe of top quality crack cocaine.
Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.
Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".
This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.
Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!
Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"
The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.
Jay goes first.
Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.
Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".
This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.
Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!
Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"
The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.
Jay goes first.
Her: "Can I make a pipe please Jamie? Sure you don't mind?"
Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so twisted, G."
Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so twisted, G."
by WatzCrackaLackinMate August 13, 2019
Get the So twistedmug. twisted-flip: a varial heelflip or varial kickflip
by Leonor December 15, 2008
Get the twisted-flipmug. by Participant selection March 2, 2012
Get the morning twistmug. Gaming slang; To be very good at a certain thing. (Usually involves some kind of mechanics/movement/precision)
Similar to being 'Cracked'
Similar to being 'Cracked'
1: Yo, that kid's absolutely twisted, did you see how he just solo wiped that entire squad?
2: Yeah man that guy is totally cracked at the game.
2: Yeah man that guy is totally cracked at the game.
by anonymous November 23, 2020
Get the Twistedmug.